Posts tagged ‘panties’

March 16, 2017

Hands Free

by duncanr

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October 7, 2016

Panty Planter Wanted

by duncanr

anyone (ratty? nobbly?) lost these panties?

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a woman in Australia is complaining that someone keeps leaving panties by a tree in her garden (how ungrateful can you get – she must be saving a fortune on underwear!)

police have posted a brief report of the ‘crime’ on Facebook – http://tinyurl.com/j35j7mg – and are appealing for the public’s help in getting to the bottom of the matter

August 25, 2012

Good Vibrations ?

by duncanr

Driving for any length of time can become boring, leading to inattention, drowsiness, and accidents.

Having a passenger in the car who can engage you in conversation, and monitor your wakefulness helps keep you alert, but failing that – listening to the radio, opening the window to let cool air on your face, and frequent rest breaks when you ‘re feeling tired are recommended by motoring organisations and the police.

What they don’t recommend is driving with a vibrator up your arse . . .

http://tinyurl.com/d7s6o7k

July 26, 2012

Zimbabwe Knickers Mystery

by duncanr

Some dirty bugger has been nicking knickers from women in Zimbabwe

On July 11, 26 women from two villages went to sleep wearing their drawers only to wake up in the morning with a draught around their nether regions where once there had been panties.

The underwear were later discovered piled in a heap in nearby woods

17 knickers were positively identified by their previous occupants – [the rest were too ‘unsexy’ the remainding ladies were too embarrassed to admit ownership ?]

Police and villagers suspect witchraft played a role in these thefts.

At great personal risk to himself, the local police chief has selflessly volunteered to take the unclaimed knickers back to his place – what a hero !

Source – http://tinyurl.com/cu8mvdd

March 28, 2011

Panty Quilt

by duncanr

It’s good for a man to have a hobby BUT . . . ?????

February 5, 2011

216 Panties waiting to be Claimed

by duncanr

If you live in Victoria, B.C. and have lost a bag of ‘used’ woman’s undies (216 of them to be exact) there’s a man on Craiglist looking to return them to you.

He found them in a green plastic bag, hidden in some bushes in Beacon Hill Park on Wednesday

You’ll have to be quick though. His wife . . .

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