Posts tagged ‘pants’

February 12, 2019

Getting Dressed while Drunk

by duncanr

best youtube comment on this video?

fender71983 – I imagine this is trump every morning…😂😂😂

December 20, 2013

Penzance Xmas Lights are Pants

by duncanr

xmas lightsIt’s that time of year when towns and villages festoon the streets with Xmas lights

Some displays are visually more stunning than others, depending on the amount of money spent on the display

The lights in Penzance, however, have left residents and visitors stunned for another reason. The lights are meant to represent Xmas puddings but . . .

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July 31, 2011

Jumper Saved by Seat of His Pants

by duncanr

A Los Angeles man who jumped off a tall building after his girlfriend dumped him was saved by the quick-thinking actions of some LAPD officers at the scene.

The officers managed to grab hold of him while one of them slipped a pair of handcuffs on his wrist and attached the other end to the railing surrounding the balcony. They then hauled him back onto the balcony – one officer all the time holding on to his pants (that’s got to have hurt !!!)

February 23, 2010

Penis Pants

by duncanr

Isabel Mastache unveiled her 2010 Collection at Madrid Fashion Week – amongst which were these ‘Penis pants’

Hhmm, can’t see these flying off the peg in the High Street.

I certainly wouldn’t wear them – unless they came in a bigger size !!! 😆

P.S. If you want to see the rest of her outfits – click here

February 5, 2010

Baggy Trousers Thief Bagged

by duncanr

is that a lotion bottle or are you . . .

30-year-old Chamil Guadarrama of Framingham was spotted trying to steal body lotion from the Bath and Body Works shop in Springfield, Massachusetts by stuffing it down his trousers – 75 bottles of the stuff.

When police were called, Guadarrama made a run slow waddle for it.

He was soon apprehended but was unable to stoop to get in the police car until some of the bottles were removed from his trousers

Source . . .

P.S. it’s a bummer when you suffer from dry skin !!!

January 29, 2010

Up and down like a bride’s nightie…

by NobblySan

This one should be read by Don Mills, as it may help to back up some of his theories related to saggy-assed pants, and the wearers therof.

According to research (yes…more of the damn stuff. Don’t these bloody students ever do anything useful?), it is possible to tell how old a bloke is by observing the position of the waistband of his trousers.

Surely it would be more accurate to just ask him?

(Oh… sorry about the tenuous link to brides’ nighties by the way…. but at least it got your attention.)

October 24, 2008

Only in America

by noseycow

A former Judge continues his claim for $54 million against a drycleaners who ‘lost’ his pants!