Posts tagged ‘parrot’

March 23, 2018

Venezuelan Jungle Parrot (Sid)

by duncanr

September 24, 2016

Parrot’s Got Talent

by duncanr

September 20, 2016

Pissed Off Polly

by duncanr

need to turn your speakers on for this video but best not to watch it at work or when young kids are within earshot because of some foul language 😆

February 23, 2016

Pissed Off Parrot

by duncanr

October 18, 2015

Parrot Dancing Irish Jig

by duncanr

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December 23, 2014

Spot the Difference

by duncanr

Study the following pic carefully

the two men in the pic are identical except in one respect – can you spot the difference between them?

spot the difference

If you answered, one man has a parrot on his head, the other a woolie hat – congratulations!

If you saw no difference between the two pics and thought both men had a parrot on their head, then – like this lady (http://tinyurl.com/l8huw6k) – you, too, need to visit Specsavers

February 27, 2014

Parrot Identifies Killer

by duncanr

He did it !

He did it !

Police investigating the murder of a woman and her dog in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh were getting nowhere – until the woman’s parrot identified her murderer – http://tinyurl.com/n95flap

January 30, 2014

Who’s a Pretty Boy Then ?

by duncanr

pope blesses parrot_200In another sign that Frank is the coolest Pope in a long time, he has blessed the parrot of a male stripper/porn star

Pope Francis, who I am in love with called it ‘a beautiful gift from God’“, said Francesco Lombardi, who uses the stage name Ghyblj (http://tinyurl.com/pss78xc)

P.S. no word on what Frank called the seagull and crow that attacked the two peace doves he released from the Vatican on Sunday (http://tinyurl.com/kp7qvyu)

November 5, 2012

Foul-Mouthed Bird Seeks New Home

by duncanr

The RSPCA is looking to find a new home for a parrot called ‘Beaky’.

Only problem ?

A spokesperson said Beaky is an intelligent and playful bird who is a good mimic but has picked up some colourful language.

Because of Beaky’s habit of repeating the phrase ‘fucken arsehole’ a lot, the new owners will need to be broad-minded and with no children in the house.

According to a spokesperson, in addition to swearing, Beaky ‘snores’ a lot, too

More here – http://tinyurl.com/bqqwzza

Hhmm, foul-mouthed and snores? Need I mention that Beaky is a male?

June 3, 2012

Macaw Humour

by duncanr

I’d end up strangling the bugger !