Posts tagged ‘pastor’

May 15, 2017

Praying Pastor falls Prey to Crocs

by duncanr

We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week

yeah, I don’t understand it either, mate !

January 6, 2013

Pastor Tied up at the Moment

by duncanr

handcuffsThe Book of Isaiah, Ch 14 v 3 says . . .

The Lord will set you free from your sorrow, suffering, and slavery

When Father Tom Donovan of the St. Aloysius church in Springfield, Illinois called on the Lord to set him free, however, the Lord, who is ever-present and sees everything ignored his prayers for help.

Lacking divine intervention, the dirty auld bugger was forced to call for more earthly assistance – full story here

May 26, 2012

Should Have Kept her Mouth Shut

by duncanr

A supporter of Pastor Charles L. Worley – of Providence Road Baptist Church in North Carolina – is challenged about his ‘final solution’ to the ‘problem’ of gays and lesbians in the USA, i.e., round them up, imprison them behind an electrified fence and wait for them to die out – see

It is painful to watch her inability to grasp the logical consequences that flow from the Pastor’s position or to understand the basic fallacy at the heart of his proposal to eliminate gays and lesbians from society, i.e., the gays and lesbians that die inside this electrified pen would be replaced by more gays and lesbians born to heterosexual couples living outside the fence. From her facial expression at the end of the interview it is clear she knows she has not come across well and regrets agreeing to talk to the reporter !

May 2, 2012

Homophobic Pastor : Beat your kids to keep them “Straight”

by duncanr

Sean Harris, a North Carolina pastor has advised his congregation that the best way to prevent their children becoming homosexual is to beat the crap out of them at the first sign that their little boy is acting a bit girly or their little girl too boyish

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Hhmmm, if anyone pays any heed to this assholes words and assaults their kids I hope the police swiftly arrest them for child abuse !

November 16, 2008

The 11th Commandment?

by noseycow

A Pastor in Dallas has challenged his parishoners to ‘have sex for seven days straight’. Some may say this is excessive, but he argues that it will help reduce the number of extramarital affairs.

One hopes that worshipers will be allowed to stop to eat and sleep.

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