Posts tagged ‘pee’

April 25, 2014

Golden Shower Arrest

by duncanr

water pistolYou know urine a wee spot o’ bother when the cops arrest you for spraying a couple of women in Blackburn town centre with a water pistol filled with piss

Ian Wilson said – ‘I don’t know what come over me’

Oddly enough, that’s what the women said too !

http://tinyurl.com/n3aa5wf

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April 16, 2014

Public Pisser Imprisoned

by duncanr

peeing manWho hasn’t been caught short at times, especially after a drink – desperate for a pee and no toilet in sight ?

Times like these there’s only one thing to do

Just make sure you’re not caught in the act, though – especially if you are in America.

This poor bugger got 18 months in jail for relieving the pressure on his bladder where he shouldn’t

http://tinyurl.com/kldg8nn

April 6, 2014

Public Pisser Wanted

by duncanr

Police are appee-ling to the public for help in identifying the phantom pisser of Northampton

Around 4pm on Thursday, an unknown woman dropped her knickers and urinated in the middle of Abington Street, Northampton

The incident was caught on CCTV and police have circulated a pic hoping someone will recognise that arse and help them get to the bottom of this mystery

Northamptonpisser

January 16, 2014

Foul-Mouthed Woman

by duncanr

it’s not to my taste (and maybe not to yours, either) but she’s not doing anyone any harm so who am I to poke fun at her addiction

I do wonder, however, how she managed to get pregnant ’cause I wouldn’t go anywhere near her, for the smell – and kissing would be a definite ‘no-no’

I can only suppose her boyfriend wore a gas mask !

source – http://tinyurl.com/qgogxh9

December 5, 2013

The Colour of Pee

by duncanr

peeing manWhat colour is your pee?

No, don’t tell me – I don’t really want to know

But you might want to check it out for yourself because, apparently, the colour of your pee can be an early indicator of ill-health

See – http://tinyurl.com/mcpzj9b

Now, if you’ll excuse me – I’m off to the loo

October 4, 2013

Drinking Pee is Good for You – but Not for Me !

by duncanr

collecting peeI’d be the first to admit there’s some right weird buggers here in Brum – but drinking your own pee, and washing your face and hair with your piss, because you think it has health benefits and will keep you young looking ?

http://tinyurl.com/pz7m754

Well, I’m all for anything that will keep me healthy (that doesn’t involve going to a gym) – but if anyone thinks I’m going to start drinking my own (or anyone else’s pee) – urine sane !

August 22, 2013

Piss Poor Pissers Penalised

by duncanr

Bad news for guys in China who get ‘caught short’ while out and about

Starting next month, If they use a public urinal, they will be fined 100 yuan if they ‘miss’ the bowl

public toilets

Details as sketchy as to how this scheme will operate in practice

Will their be a ‘line judge’

Will goal-mouth technology be employed to measure ‘hits and ‘misses’

Will their be a reduced fine for a piddling misdemeanor  with the maximum fine reserved for a slash that misses the goal by a mile?

Will there be an opportunity to appee-l any fine?

So many questions, few answers

Source – http://tinyurl.com/lfk4j7z

May 15, 2013

Danger on Scotland’s Hills

by duncanr

snow_dougnutWomen walking or climbing on Scotland’s mountains have been warned about the dangers of dropping their pants in the great outdoors

There are still snow patches around and Heather Morning of the Mountaineering Council of Scotland warned these pose a potential life-threatening risk, particularly for women looking for a discrete place to ‘spend a penny’

One of Ms Morning’s friends had a narrow escape when she . . .

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March 27, 2013

Lord of the Loo

by duncanr

This one’s for you, tric – enjoy ! 😆

February 20, 2013

Golden Shower Leads to Shooting

by duncanr

peeing man♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸Raindrops are falling on my head . . .¸.•*¨*•♫♪

It wasn’t raindrops but urine falling on his head that riled a man so much he shot his neighbour dead

35-year-old Roosevelt Robinson, of Wilkinsburg, Pennsylvania, was playing dominoes when he felt a desperate need to pee. Perhaps not trusting the other players not to cheat while he visited the bathroom, he decided to urinate off his balcony.

It was to prove a fatal decision

A loud cry of protest from . . .

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