Posts tagged ‘penguins’

February 7, 2017

Man’s Penguins’ Best Friend

by duncanr

guard-dogthe population of penguins on Middle Island off the coast of Australia was decimated by foxes until a local chicken farmer, cried ‘Swampy Marsh’, had a brilliant idea – he suggested using . . .

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May 10, 2016

Audience Walks Out on Opera Singer

by duncanr

p-p-p-penguin ph-ph-ph-philistines !

December 9, 2012

P-p-p-pick up a Penguin

by duncanr

Proof that penguins have a sense of humor ?

December 21, 2011

Penguins Poo on Panda Queue

by duncanr

Me, Bad ?

Edinburgh Zoo recently acquired two Pandas from China

Their arrival has captured the imagination of the public, who have been forming long queues to see the pandas.

Not everyone is pleased to see the new arrivals, however.

Edinburgh Zoo is situated on a hill and folk queuing to see the pandas have to pass below the enclosure housing the penguins. Seems like the penguins are pissed off with the pandas grabbing all the attention and have started shitting on the folk queueing below

Source –

October 15, 2011

Message to Nosey

by duncanr

does my bum look big in this ?

and to all other penguin lovers.

Little blue penguins are amongst the wildlife affected by the oil spill off the coast of New Zealand.

To prevent them preening their feathers and thereby ingesting the toxic oil, the little chaps (and chapesses) are being fitted with natty wee jumpers.

If you want to help, this website ( has full instructions on how to knit penguin sweaters and the address to send your finished masterpiece to

Well what are you waiting for ? 😆

July 25, 2011

No to Drilling

by duncanr

for a special friend x

March 21, 2011

Penguins Stolen for Pets

by duncanr

P-p-p-p-pick up a P-p-p-penguin was a successful marketing campaign to sell Penguin biscuits.

In Australia, some folk are taking the exhortation to pick up a penguin literally – they have been nicking them from the Granite Island Penguin Centre in South Australia.

A 6ft high concrete fence is . . .

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