Posts tagged ‘penis’

May 4, 2018

Justice for Justice

by duncanr

j’accuse

Neigh, this is not a joke

a horse in oregon is seeking more than $100,000 in compensation from his former owner after suffering a frostbitten penis – http://tinyurl.com/ycsls8ao

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May 3, 2018

Still Opposition to Erect Penis in Park

by duncanr

seems several folk complained when they spotted this man, with a large erection, in their local park – http://tinyurl.com/ycgcgjm2

January 4, 2018

Penis Pulling Power

by duncanr

is size important?

it doesn’t matter what women say in answer to that question, some guys are so convinced it does that they will go to any extreme to try and increase the length of their – what they believe to be – titchy dick

few, however, will go as far as this guy, who must have a massive hang up over the size of his member –
http://tinyurl.com/ybw5alqu

December 30, 2017

Fare Dodger Pays Heavy Price

by duncanr

a man who tried to jump over the barriers at a London tube station to avoid buying a ticket was left in an embarrassing predicament when his penis got caught in the barriers . . .


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full story here

December 16, 2017

Here Comes Santa

by duncanr

tsk, tsk – a 6 yr old child’s innocent drawing of santa holding, in his stick arms, a list of all the children to receive presents has got smutty minded adults thinking Santa is excited about visiting all the little girls and boys in a few days time

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/yasnjwwn

November 22, 2017

Is that a Loaf of Bread in your Hand or . . .

by duncanr

hhmmm, following on from ATW’s post suggesting an alternative use for ‘Holiday Obelisks’ at an arts fair – ‘Butt Plugs for Jesus‘, can anyone guess why this brand new statue at Blackfriars Priory, Adelaide, Australia, of St Martin de Porres passing a loaf of bread to a young boy has been covered up following ribald comments upon its unveiling?

No?

perhaps, if I . . .

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November 21, 2017

Want to Stand Out from the Crowd?

by duncanr

you’re guaranteed to be the centre of attention wearing these yoga pants, or swim shorts

to view the yoga pants in uncensored glory, click here – http://tinyurl.com/zpfnx7v

to view the uncensored image of the shorts, click here – http://tinyurl.com/yblsh5ps

October 20, 2017

There’s Nothing Wrong with a Little Prick

by duncanr

it’s not much to shout about, but – officially – Ant Smith, has the smallest penis in Britain

[unofficially, there may be someone with a smaller penis than Ant, but this is one claim to fame no-one will perhaps be rushing to contest]

he wrote a little poem about his dick . . .

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August 8, 2017

Careful Who You Kiss

by duncanr

puberty sees a number of changes in the human body – for many girls born in the village of Salinas in the Dominican Republic, however, the changes are more life-changing than for those born elsewhere . . . http://tinyurl.com/y9ztbmjj

June 26, 2017

Trollpikken Fucked

by duncanr

the norwegian public have donated (so far) 90,000 kroner towards a cure for a severe case of erectile dysfunction – http://tinyurl.com/y7bbge4x