Posts tagged ‘pensioner’

May 28, 2016

Pensioner Burns House Down

by duncanr

man burns down house It is understood police spoke to the pensioner but will take no further action

Hhmmm, I could be wrong but I reckon several Insurance companies representing clients who have lost all their possessions and are now homeless will most definitely be taking further action against the auld git pensioner –

February 18, 2015

Piggly Wiggly Parking Prang

by duncanr

a 92 yr old man has a bit of bother leaving the Piggly Wiggly shopping centre in Mayville, Wisconsin –

[how soon, I wonder, before someone puts this vid on loop with ‘Yackety Sax’ soundtrack?]

December 14, 2014

Too Slow Pensioner Penalised

by duncanr

crossing ragehere’s a fine money raising scheme from Italy that cash-strapped councils in the UK might do well to adopt 😉

July 10, 2014

What Generation Gap ?

by duncanr

a ‘feel good’ story is warranted, I think to counterbalance my previous post about the Oldham betting shop bitch

it’s wonderful how often the very old and the very young get on well together

perhaps it’s because the very old can enjoy the pleasure of interacting with a child without the conflicting need to discipline ?

May 3, 2014

Should have gone to Specsavers

by duncanr

nosex88 yr old Allan Thipthorpe has been hauled into court after punching a Swindon Council official who told him the Council had obtained an order banning a prostitute from visiting him at his care home

The Council was concerned that Terri-Lee Pearce had fleeced £5000 from Mr Thipthorpe’s savings

Disabled pensioner, Mr Thipthorpe, however, argued . . .

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August 23, 2012

Mrs Bean ‘Restores’ Painting

by duncanr

Anyone see the Rowan Atkinson film in which his character, Mr Bean, accidentally damages the painting of Whistler’s mother and attempts to disguise the fact by painting her face himself?

I waas reminded of that film by this story of a Spanish woman, in her 80’s, who took it upon herself to try and restore a damaged painting of Jesus Christ in her local church – with about as much success as had Mr Bean

See –

June 3, 2011

Bell-Ringers Imprisoned by Pensioner

by duncanr

There is a church about 100 yards down the road from me and every now and again the bloody bellringers start making a racket.

There has been no great music written for church bells, so for about an hour my ears are assaulted by the same 6 notes repeated over and over and over and over and over a(f*cken)gain. It gets intensely irritating – so I have a great deal of sympathy for ‘Mr Crotchety’, who lives within earshot of St John the Divine Church in Sharow, near Ripon, North Yorkshire.

The Bellringing buggers of . . .

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February 8, 2011

Supergran foils Robbery

by duncanr

Six youths wearing crash helmets attempted to smash the windows of a jewellery shop in Northampton, England using sledgehammers but were chased off by a plucky pensioner who waded into them with her handbag.

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