Posts tagged ‘poem’

February 17, 2017

The Chaos

by duncanr

Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
   I will teach you in my verse
   Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.

I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with . . .

December 19, 2016

Musing on Winter

by duncanr

winter-poem

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August 14, 2016

Hollie McNish : Embarrassed

by duncanr

March 13, 2016

English is easy…

by sticky

2762368_origHere is a little poem to explain the incongruities of the English language to any and all who don’t benefit from having been born into

February 22, 2016

Red, Red Wine

by duncanr

red wine glasswhen this poem began I had in mind
its shape to resemble a glass of wine
and so for each line I carefully wrote
I emptied a Rioja down my throat
but as I went on I came to see
my poem was not quite
as it should be;
some
lines
were
too long
my speling
went rong
and the rhyming scheem and shape had compleetly
disapeared by the end of it

via B&P

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December 9, 2015

Anti-Valentine’s Day

by duncanr

unromanticaccording to a survey by dating site eHarmony, today is the least romantic day of the year – [one reason single folk are not looking to start a new relationship at this time of the year, apparently, is to avoid having to buy a Xmas present for someone they barely know] – http://tinyurl.com/oo4nrbk

in keeping with the notion today is the least romantic day of the year, I have penned an anti-valentine poem . . .

January 28, 2015

My Sweaty Vagina Fail

by duncanr

lovers2_180it’s Valentine’s Day shortly

it probably seemed a wizard idea as a marketing ploy to create an online love poem generator

the idea being you ask people to submit a number of key words which are then inserted into a template to create a love poem

except, they didn’t reckon on arseholes like me taking the piss

here’s what happened when I . . .

March 17, 2014

What a Shower !

by duncanr

baby According to Wikepedia, guests to a ‘baby shower’ typically bring small baby-related gifts for the mum-to-be.

It is considered bad manners, however, for the expectant mother to beg for gifts

Clearly, some greedy b*stards need to brush up on the etiquette for these occasions !

http://tinyurl.com/o8o8p5u

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January 2, 2014

A Dog Named Beau

by duncanr

Jimmy Stewart’s heart-felt ode to his dog Beau

April 17, 2013

Taking Risks

by UniSciKill

Here,

take my heart,

cut it open,

and fill it with your love.