Posts tagged ‘poo’

November 30, 2018

And Then What ?

by duncanr


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November 25, 2017

Food Hygiene

by duncanr


January 27, 2017

Are You S(h)itting Comfortably?

by duncanr

November 16, 2016

A Policeman’s Lot is Not an ‘Appy One

by duncanr

after a particularly shitty day – – these Mumbai cops would certainly agree with Gilbert & Sullivan !


November 7, 2015

Paying for Poo

by duncanr

dog poo120as madhatter readers know – from the countdown widget on the side bar – I will be retiring from work next May

to help me plan for that eventuality, I emailed a request to the appropriate government dept to enquire what amount of pension I could expect to receive when that great day comes

it was not as much as I was hoping !

in April next year – a month before I retire – the rules change, and I will be £27 a week worse off than I would have been if my 65th birthday had fallen in March instead of May

bastards !

so, how am I going to manage?

well, my muslim neighbour . . .

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May 18, 2015

You’re Shitting Wrong

by duncanr

dog poo120I blame my parents

I tried to tell them – as they forced me to park my arse on that cold seat, but they insisted they knew better because they were older and wiser

turns out I was right after all – for the past 60+ years I’ve been doing it all wrong

and so have you !

May 6, 2015

Two Owls Sat on a Roof

by duncanr

watch what happens next . . .

via Arbroath

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March 4, 2015

Big Pile of Shit

by duncanr

mountain of shitMount Everest in Nepal is the Earth’s highest mountain at 8,848 m

I don’t know when that measurement was taken but if this report is anything to go on – – it may be even taller now !

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April 22, 2014

Take the Poo to the Loo

by duncanr

india poo map200India is a shit hole

According to Unicef, an estimated 620 million people defecate in public – generating around 65 million kilograms of shit each day

This is a major environmental health hazard

[it also puts women at serious risk of sexual assault if they are forced to relieve themselves in public]

Unicef has launched a campaign – – featuring animated stools to encourage people to use a toilet when they need to go

Many folk, however, have . . .

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February 28, 2014

Poomageddon in London

by duncanr

dick_whittington.jpg173x173Time was when the streets of London were reputed to be paved with gold

Today, not so much –

Wonder how long we have to wait before turds in wellies show up ?