Posts tagged ‘poop’

December 27, 2017

Bird with a Turd on her Head

by duncanr

there was a new face at Sandringham over Christmas and hundreds of folk apparently had nothing better to do but hang around in the cold to gawp as the royal family went to church

their main interest was to catch a glimpse of Harry’s girlfriend, and she certainly caught everyone’s attention wearing a brown blob on her head which was apparently some sort of headgear but which less obsequious folk likened to a certain poop emoji

full story and original picture here – http://tinyurl.com/yaajtwpa

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January 3, 2017

Flushed

by duncanr
December 22, 2016

Shitty Present Suggestions

by duncanr

toilettrumpstruggling to find the ideal xmas pressie for that special turd person on your list?

never fear – visit The Art of Shitting for some toilet-themed gifts

November 27, 2016

Houston: We have a Problem

by duncanr


Nasa is offering £24,000 to anyone who can suggest a better way to allow astronauts to piss and poo in a spacesuit – full story here ( http://tinyurl.com/hadtpfq )

you have until 30 Dec to submit your idea to NASA – explanatory video and idea submission form here – https://herox.com/SpacePoop – so what are you waiting for? 😆

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October 8, 2015

Are You Shitting Comfortably ?

by duncanr

probably not!

[- as this ad for a ‘squatty potty’ illustrates]

January 6, 2014

Canine Compass

by duncanr

dog poopingeditedEver wonder why dogs go round and round in circles before finding the perfect position to poop?

Next time you take your dog out for a walk, take a compass with you and note the direction his or her nose and arse are pointing in when it does a No 2

According to Czech scientists, dogs are sensitive to the Earth’s magnetic field and like to align themselves along a north-south axis when doing their business (http://tinyurl.com/n2z6l3b)

[Hhmmm, does this mean a dog at the North Pole would endlessly be turning in circles, hopelessly confused and unable to piss or shit because every direction it turned to pointed South ?]

October 24, 2013

Shit and Run Mystery

by duncanr

pooThere’s a very upset man in Seattle

And understandably so – some dirty bugger left a big turd on his drive !

He claims a car parked on his drive while the driver nipped into a shop across the road for two tubs of ice-cream. This fact is not in dispute. What happened next is

The man claims a woman got out of the car, crouched down behind it, pulled her knickers down (he got a good view of her bare arse), then pooped on his drive. The woman’s husband, on the other hand, maintains that . . . http://tinyurl.com/panoaua

August 19, 2013

Put on a Shitten

by duncanr

Finally, a solution to the age-old problem – how to wipe one’s arse without getting poop on one’s hands !

P.S., You can order your Shittens here – https://www.getshittens.com/

June 30, 2013

Shit Happens !

by duncanr

barefoot

I think I have mentioned this before – I do not wear shoes or socks when I’m at home, preferring to pad around the house and garden in my bare feet (I love the feel of grass between my toes)

Sometimes, though – like this morning – going barefoot has disadvantages

I normally get up . . .

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June 29, 2013

Shit Happens – in a Car Park

by duncanr

poo1Some dirty bugger has been – once a week for the past 7 months – leaving a pile of shit on the middle of the Misterton village hall car park – and the villagers who have to clean up the mess are pissed off about it

They know the Phantom Shitter of Misterton is human and not an animal because . . .

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