Posts tagged ‘porn’

April 18, 2016

Get Paid to Watch Porn

by duncanr

orgasmnow don’t all rush at once but there’s a bar in Denmark looking to employ someone to watch 20 hours of porn a week for 6 weeks

wait, come back – I haven’t given you the details yet !

http://tinyurl.com/z3ls6xh

January 27, 2016

Wanker Wiped Out

by duncanr

crashwomen have been saying it for a long time

this man – Clifford Ray Jones – proves them right . . .

men can’t multi-task !

http://tinyurl.com/jz6ut78

November 20, 2015

Porn in the Library

by duncanr

January 7, 2015

Police after Naked Ladies in Library

by duncanr

Note to Self . . .

in the past

in the past

present day

present day

must visit library at weekend – seems they are more entertaining places now than they ever were when I frequented them many years ago – http://tinyurl.com/mc6wvjc

November 26, 2014

What’s in a Name ?

by duncanr

boy and girl200no way I could pass this story by without sharing it with madhatter readers

parents spend a lot of time in choosing a name for their newborn child

some parents however don’t spend long enough it seems – http://tinyurl.com/m36zbmk

April 16, 2014

No Porn Here, Honest !

by duncanr

sexyoldfart180Pensioners Ann Hayward, 72 and her husband Ron, 75 are in dispute with Virgin over a £900 bill for watching porn

The couple insist they have not downloaded any pay-per-view adult films.

They said the same back in 2009 and 2012, when they refused to pay demands for £190 and then £500 for adult movies – http://tinyurl.com/olsdmxg

P.S. alzheimer’s is a terrible thing, innit?

P.P.S. perhaps the Haywards should password protect their wireless connection?

April 15, 2014

Airline Tweets Porn Pic to Customer

by duncanr

One of the stories grabbing the headlines yesterday was that of a 14 yr old girl posting a stupid tweet to American Airlines – http://tinyurl.com/pblow38

Today, it is another inappropriate tweet that is making the news – this one sent by U.S. Airways customer service to a woman complaining about the late departure of her flight – http://tinyurl.com/ltb2mx7

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P.S. and for those who want to see the unedited VERY GRAPHIC NSFW pic – click here

January 30, 2014

Who’s a Pretty Boy Then ?

by duncanr

pope blesses parrot_200In another sign that Frank is the coolest Pope in a long time, he has blessed the parrot of a male stripper/porn star

Pope Francis, who I am in love with called it ‘a beautiful gift from God’“, said Francesco Lombardi, who uses the stage name Ghyblj (http://tinyurl.com/pss78xc)

P.S. no word on what Frank called the seagull and crow that attacked the two peace doves he released from the Vatican on Sunday (http://tinyurl.com/kp7qvyu)

July 2, 2013

There’s Always Yuan !

by duncanr

man on pcA word of advice to any dirty buggers out there

If you’re going to watch porn at work, try to be discreet !

Don’t do what Yuan did

The poor sod’s about to pay a heavy price for his cock up !

http://tinyurl.com/plu3msf

March 2, 2013

Stolen Porn : The Girlfriend Did It ?

by duncanr

s-ANGELA-MORTON-largeEarlie Johnson had a collection of videos featuring “every African American that’s ever been in porn, from the 70s up until now” stolen from his house last week – http://tinyurl.com/avm8wkw

Police have no leads as to the identity of the thieves

I have my own suspicions

Who thinks his girlfriend junked his porn collection ?😆

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