Posts tagged ‘pregnant’

August 8, 2019

Dope Fails Dope Test

by duncanr

a word of advice guys – if you’re trying to get through a drug test by passing off a sample of your girlfriend’s pee as your own, do some checking with her first before doing so, in case what happened to D.J. Cooper happens to you

Basketball player fails drug test when it finds he is pregnant

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April 4, 2018

Live Kitten Watch

by duncanr

Tinykittens is a cat rescue project that practices TNR (trap, neuter, release) on feral cats in British Columbia

They currently have 3 captured feral cats Chloe, Rula, and Ramona – all of whom are pregnant and due to have their kittens in the next few days

you can monitor events as they happen on this live web cam . . .

January 28, 2018

Am I Pregant?

by duncanr

December 31, 2015

Deaf Man Finds Out He’s to be a Dad

by duncanr

how do you tell a deaf man he is to be a father?

well, you could do what David Welch’s wife, Brittany LeBlanc, did – wait till xmas then film him opening his xmas presents, each giving him a clue that she is pregnant, e.g., a Baby Ruth chocolate bar, a bottle of Dad’s Root Beer, and two positive pregnancy test results

September 1, 2015

Call Me a Cynic but . . .

by duncanr

victorexcuse me if I view this story with a certain amount of skepticism

a young French woman, meets a guy in an Australian pub

they have a one-night stand

she flies home to France the next day

a few months later, she finds she is pregnant

unfortunately, she . . .

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May 10, 2015

ฬ๏๓คภ คςςยรє๔ ๏Ŧ ฬเtςђςгคŦt

by duncanr

Fuck !

Fuck !

a pregnant woman was attacked by a neighbour, who accused her of being a witch

Esther Horton said she was on her driveway when Annie Olomua appeared out of nowhere and hurled a brick at her head

fortunately she had time to duck and her husband was able to restrain Olomua till cops arrived – http://tinyurl.com/ptw7467

Olomua is now in police custody awaiting a decision as to whether she needs to undergo a mental health examination

330px-Ordeal_of_watermeanwhile, Horton is lucky we . . .

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December 24, 2014

7 Pregnant after School Trip

by duncanr

pregnant girlsa 5 day school trip to Sarajevo for 28 Bosnian girls aged between 13-14 yrs old ended in a cock up when 7 of the girls returned from the trip, pregnant !

[school trips were never that exciting when I was a lad !]

parents want to know how this happened and are blaming teachers for lack of supervision

teachers are blaming parents for not warning their daughters of the dangers of unprotected sex

the girls, meanwhile, are remaining ‘mum’

http://tinyurl.com/ov4vjru

November 14, 2014

Too Many Young Women Up The Duff

by duncanr

pregnant2Venezuela has one of the highest adolescent pregnancy rates in South America with one under 18 yr old girl becoming pregnant every 3 minutes

part of the government’s strategy to reduce the adolescent pregnancy rate is to find this girl and stop her

meanwhile, two charities have caused a bit of controversy by their attempt to heighten awareness of the problem – http://tinyurl.com/qffgrf8

September 8, 2014

Woman Expecting a Baby : Twitter Reaction to News

by duncanr

babyclipartthere’s a new royal hanger-on/benefit scrounger sprog on the way – or as one wag on Twitter put it . . .

Having produced an heir, one can confirm that William and Catherine are expecting a spare

Foreseeing the inevitable saturation coverage of every minute of Kate’s pregnancy, one twitter user begged . . .

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January 18, 2014

Here we go again

by duncanr

Surprise, surprise !

Surprise, surprise !

A 31 yr old Salvadorean woman has given birth to a 7lb 11oz baby boy she has named Francis, after the new Pope

The woman was surprised at the birth since she had no idea she was pregnant

Her fellow nuns at the “Little Disciples of Jesus” convent have also expressed their surprise

No word on the father or whether the Holy Spirit has been at it again – if so, he’s starting to make a habit of this !

http://tinyurl.com/nkr3ohq