Posts tagged ‘presents’

December 10, 2019

Automating Xmas Preparations

by duncanr

strongly suggest don’t try this at home!
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September 22, 2019

So Very True !

by duncanr


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[this struck a chord with me – lost count how many times over the years folk thanked me for a birthday/xmas/anniversay present I knew nothing about that my wife had bought them from both of us]

December 2, 2018

Wrapping Presents

by duncanr

it’s that time of year again, when I wrestle with wrapping paper, tape, and oddly-shaped presents

just to make me feel even more inadequate, this smug, smart-arse wraps his pressies without using any tape . . .


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assuming you’ve watched the above video and are now feeling a bit cocky, having mastered this new way of wrapping presents, you’re ready now to move on to a more challenging task – how to gift wrap a cat

December 2, 2017

Trump Stocking Fillers

by duncanr

only $4.98 + $3.95 shipping on Amazon

or if you want to pay a little more, for $24.97 + $13.01 shipping, you can buy . . .

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November 27, 2017

Xmas Parenting Tip

by duncanr

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December 22, 2016

Shitty Present Suggestions

by duncanr

toilettrumpstruggling to find the ideal xmas pressie for that special turd person on your list?

never fear – visit The Art of Shitting for some toilet-themed gifts

November 24, 2016

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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December 31, 2015

Deaf Man Finds Out He’s to be a Dad

by duncanr

how do you tell a deaf man he is to be a father?

well, you could do what David Welch’s wife, Brittany LeBlanc, did – wait till xmas then film him opening his xmas presents, each giving him a clue that she is pregnant, e.g., a Baby Ruth chocolate bar, a bottle of Dad’s Root Beer, and two positive pregnancy test results

December 28, 2014

Unwanted Presents

by duncanr

xmas presents120I did quite well with pressies this xmas, only one naff one – and I am planning to regift that to some poor unlucky sod as soon as possible 😆

[they say it is the thought that counts – all I can say is given some of the crap presents I have had over the years, some folk don’t think much of me at all!]

I’ve been brought up proper, though, so I . . .

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December 11, 2014

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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