Posts tagged ‘prostitute’

July 23, 2019

Boris it is, then

by duncanr

so, as expected, as of tomorrow, Boris Johnson will replace zombie May as PM of the UK

coincidentally, some wags have been circulating this photo of a 19c prostitute – claiming it to be Boris

admittedly, there is a striking resemblance but the pic is definitely NOT the new PM – though with Boris in charge, the UK may be about to get well and truly f****d – much as the prostitute undoubtedly was


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January 12, 2017

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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February 5, 2016

Cumming and Going

by duncanr

sex feet120it’s a fact of life that we all die

what differs is the manner of our death

some go peacefully; some suffer terribly – this guy, I imagine, passed over with smile on his face . . . http://tinyurl.com/zoqtpl6

p.s. make up your own jokes !

November 13, 2014

Touché

by duncanr

politician and prostitute

via B&P

August 13, 2014

How Much ???

by duncanr

sexted200a 55yr old Swedish man who engaged the ‘services’ of two prostitutes, called the cops afterwards to complain because he thought they had overcharged him

http://tinyurl.com/qzfkur2

Hhmm, so he thought he paid a lot of money for sex with a prostitute ?

That’s nothing to the drain on a man’s wallet in return for sex with his wife !

May 3, 2014

Should have gone to Specsavers

by duncanr

nosex88 yr old Allan Thipthorpe has been hauled into court after punching a Swindon Council official who told him the Council had obtained an order banning a prostitute from visiting him at his care home

The Council was concerned that Terri-Lee Pearce had fleeced £5000 from Mr Thipthorpe’s savings

Disabled pensioner, Mr Thipthorpe, however, argued . . .

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January 26, 2014

Man Robs Church to Pay Whore

by duncanr

poor box iou120In a case of ‘robbing Peter to pay Paul(a)’, a man took a prostitute into a church for some laying on off hands (and other things) then robbed the church safe of $116.06 to pay the woman for ministering to his needs

[Whether the $116.06 was sufficient to pay for a second coming is not known]

http://tinyurl.com/nqqymrf

September 25, 2013

I have to admit I once beat up a prostitute…..

by NobblySan

grand-theft-auto-5The title of this post was the opening line of one of the best comments I’ve ever read on a BBC website article.

Last week, the beeb were covering the launch of Grand Theft Auto 5, and the comments section of the article was attracting the usual mix of trolls, dickheads, prudes and gobshites…. and me, but I’m different.

As you can imagine,  the general theme was ‘ Video games make people go out and commit violent crime…’.

Halfway down this list of fairly entertaining inanity was this absolute gem ….

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June 14, 2013

Man Calls Cops to Complain about Ugly Woman

by duncanr

ugly womanMy local Police have released a recording of a 999 call (UK equivalent of 911 call in the USA) from a disgruntled punter on discovering that women are not always as pretty as they are painted

The man had arranged to meet a prostitute outside a hotel. He asked her to . . .

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May 4, 2013

The Times They Are a Changing

by duncanr

pepper sprayA woman in Milwaukee has been arrested – charged with assaulting a 14 yr old boy and stealing his piggy bank

[And charging him for the privilege, to boot]

http://tinyurl.com/cztnb8q

Jesus on a bicycle !

Women are so mercenary these days

When I was 14 yr old, the girls in my neighbourhood would rob you blind for free !