Posts tagged ‘pub’

December 27, 2019

Life is so Unfair when you’re just 6 yr old

by duncanr

all this 6 (and a half) yr old Irish girl wants is to go to the pub but her mean mammy won’t let her – video ends with exasperated girl dropping her daddy in deep poo for always being on the phone when he’s supposed to be cleaning the house when mammy isn’t there

February 15, 2018

Scots having fun

by duncanr

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November 6, 2017

When I get Older

by duncanr

if the time ever comes when I can no longer look after myself, and my family don’t want to can’t take me in, I’m going to insist the bastards they place me in this care home – http://tinyurl.com/yax4faq6

June 28, 2017

A Man Walks in to a Pub . . .

by duncanr

after being knocked down by a bus

full story – http://tinyurl.com/ycetps6d

June 14, 2017

UK bar uses Faraday cage to block cellphone use

by allthoughtswork

Dude, put away the dick pic, you’re just gonna have to walk up and actually TALK to her.

Image result for cellphone funny

(My genius solution: first person to turn on their damned phone pays the tab.)

February 10, 2017

‘Missing’ Man Found – in Pub

by duncanr

pub-rescue

should have checked there first ?http://tinyurl.com/j8hx2ds

November 30, 2016

Intrasexual Formidability

by duncanr

intrasexual formidability

what’s that I hear you wondering?

well it’s something I have, apparently, that a lot of men lack

as evidence of this, see pic taken this afternoon in . . .

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July 7, 2016

The First Time

by duncanr

drunk manreading an article about fathers and sons, reminded me of the first time I took my son to the pub

I got him a KingFisher. He didn’t like it . . . so I drank it.

Then I got him a Foster, he didn’t like that either . . . so I drank it.

I thought he might like Heineken. He didn’t . . . so I drank it.

I tried him with whisky. He didn’t like that . . . so I drank it

I bought him a Vodka. He didn’t like it . . . so I drank it

By the time I realized he just didn’t like alcohol, I was so bloody drunk I could hardly . . .

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March 30, 2016

An Irish Farewell

by duncanr

hal_coffinthe first time Anita met my relatives in Scotland was at the funeral in Edinburgh of one my aunts

it was a riotous affair (police were called to stop the women fighting) 😆 – the idea that the drinking and partying would go on for 2-3 days was a novel concept to someone who had only ever attended more sombre funerals in England and she thoroughly enjoyed it

while my family farewells to the dead can be quite ‘exuberant’ and extend over several days, however, no-one can beat the Irish when it comes to paying their respect to the dead

in this video, Kerry man Brian O’Sullivan . . .

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June 26, 2014

Crime Doesn’t Pay

by duncanr

burglary_2not for David Douglas Greaves, anyway.

it seemed like a good plan, as he left The Railway pub in Accrington with two cash tills under his arms, to stash the tills at a nearby car park then go back to see what else of value he could nick

but he was not in peak condition and by the time he had . . .

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