Posts tagged ‘public’

November 16, 2019

An Unwelcome Visitor

by duncanr

The UK goes to the polls in a few weeks to elect a new government – boris johnson (trump’s pick for the position of PM) is touring the country to canvas support but seems wherever he goes some folk are not too pleased to see him and are not afraid to tell him so to his face

October 23, 2019

Public Toilet Doors Explained

by duncanr

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August 18, 2019

Porthcawl ‘s Shit Plan for New Toilets

by duncanr

seems Porthcawl in Wales has a problem with courting couples using the public loos for sex

to discourage this activity, the existing loos are to be replaced with new ones that incorporate anti-sex measures

these include . . .

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November 25, 2016

Gritty Gritty Bang Bang, Spready Mercury

by duncanr

gritterjust two of the suggestions Oldham council received when they asked the public to suggest a name for the town’s new Mitsubishi Fuso gritter

other suggestions included Gritty Garbo, Gritney Spears, and Usain Salt

if you think you can better these, you have until 30 Nov to submit your suggestion to the council –

July 24, 2016

Caption this . . .

by duncanr


November 13, 2015

Think Before You Act

by duncanr

peeing manevery action has consequences

it pays, therefore, to think through possible implications of any action before you commit to it

something Councillor Jackie Burns failed to do when his bid to save some money left him out of pocket when he needed to spend a penny in Hamilton, Scotland, town centre –

January 13, 2015

Female Pooper Snoopers

by duncanr

stop the crapShit !

you know how it is, guys – sometimes it seems a man can’t get any time on his own – a bit of ‘me’ time to do ‘whatever’, without women butting in

think yourself lucky, though, that you don’t live in this village where the women keep a constant watch on the menfolk and whenever a man tries to sneak off to be on his own for a while, they’re on him like hawks, watching his every ‘movement’ and telling everyone what he’s been doing –

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