Posts tagged ‘rant’

October 5, 2020

Writer’s bollocks

by NobblySan

Or do I have that wrong?

Maybe it should be “Writer’s block”

Anyhow, whatever the word is – I have it. I’m struggling here folks; I desperately want to write something that is funny and entertaining for all (me included), but I just can’t.

It’s bloody infuriating!

There’s a whole load of ranting, raving and generally whinging on about the state of things that I could be doing, but right at the moment I don’t think that is what either you or I really need, is it?

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July 28, 2017

Scaramucci Motivational Posters

by duncanr

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February 6, 2017

It Boils my Piss

by duncanr

I make no secret, or apology, for my ‘left wing’ political views

from the outset, Madhatters was set up with the promise that anyone could express their own political views – however diverse from mine – with no editorial interference from me or any other MH admins

no surprise then that Jonathan Pie’s latest video rant strikes a chord with me – his message being that if you want to change someone’s views that differ from your own, you do so through debate, not by denying them a platform to express those views . . .

October 7, 2015

The Customer is (NOT) Always Right

by duncanr

especially when they are an obnoxious little prick like 19yr old Luke Gatti – a soon to be ex-student (no doubt) at the University of Connecticut, he was refused service at a campus cafeteria because he was drunk and carrying an open alcohol container (an illegal offence), then became abusive and physical with the manager

turns out the precious prick has ‘previous’ – having been turfed out of the University of Massachusetts after being arrested twice, once for disorderly conduct, and again for disorderly conduct and assaulting a police officer –

July 20, 2015

Inverness Wheelchair Man’s Rant

by duncanr

dinnae ken whit the ker-r-rfuful is aboot but yon wheelchair-r-r mannie in Invur-r-rness is no vur-r-ry happy aboot somethin’ – [an’ he’ll be even mair-r-r unhappy gin he’s claimin’ disability an’ a benefits offisur-r-r spies the way he wuz loupin’ oot o’ yon chair-r-r]

p.s. apologies tae ony sassenachs haein deeficulty unnerstaundin the postvocalic rhoticity (r-r-ratty will explain)

July 4, 2015

The Word of God, It’s NOT !

by duncanr

let’s get something clear right from the outset, shall we?

the bible is NOT the word of GOD !

GOD did NOT write the bible

the Bible was written by MEN imagining what a God might think/say

sadly, there are some folk who think otherwise . . .

now, I could go on a rant – pointing out that . . .

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November 25, 2014

Once a Wanker, Always a Wanker

by duncanr

david mellorDavid Mellor is a wanker, tosspot, arsehole, piece of gobshite – really, there’s no end to the words I could use to describe him

he’s also an arrogant, snob who thinks himself a cut above the ‘common people’ and like a lot of people who hold that belief, he is extremely rude and offensive and bullying to those he considers ‘beneath him’ – as this London taxi driver can attest to –

May 26, 2014

Milk vs Red Bull

by duncanr

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April 3, 2013

Letter to an Asshole

by UniSciKill

Dear Puta,

Please don’t try to insult me again with the finesse of a 5 year old because you suck balls in lab. Spare me the lame ass excuses to say shit to my face. You look and sound pathetic that way. It’s not my fault you’re not well endowed and feel the need to make up for it by putting others, who are intellectually your seniors, down. At first, I felt really angry. I wanted to pull your lip over your spiky, fat ass head and demand that you swallow it. Now, I realize that I don’t need to do that. One, it’s a waste of my time, and two, you’ll be put in your place and that day will come soon. Real soon… like when you go off to your last lab training site. I hope for your sake that we never meet again. I stayed quiet once, but I’ll rearrange that street-thug asswipe face of yours next time.


Not a two-faced, jealous son of a puta like you!

P.S. Puta means bitch in Spanish. You’re welcome.

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January 24, 2013

F*** This S***! (A List of Things I’ve Learned To Do)

by UniSciKill

For education and job security, you have to be willing to…

1) Be insulted.

2) Talk respectfully to people who just insulted you.

3) Be questioned about everything you do or say repeatedly.

4) Answer questions with complete confidence or say, “I don’t know” over and over until you’ve satisfied the educators’/supervisor’s sick, twisted, and know-it-all egos.

5) Be prepared to be mind f***** everyday.

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