Posts tagged ‘rectum’

December 27, 2013

Time to Dump that Girlfriend ?

by duncanr

no women signEach year, the the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission compiles a list of the reasons patients presented at A&E departments of USA hospitals

The good folk over at deadspin.com have cast an eye over this mass of data and have prepared a list of objects that – whether by accident or design – have become lodged in various bodily orifices

For example . . .

“PATIENT STATES HE GOT DRUNK AND PASSED OUT AT GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE, AWOKE WITH SPOONS AND DILDOS IN RECTUM”

No word whether she’s still his girlfriend ! 😆

P.S. if you want to check what other items are on that list click this link http://tinyurl.com/lavlp8w

Advertisements
Tags: , ,
September 11, 2013

Shit Happens

by duncanr

Many years ago, myself and a bunch of friends decided to take turns riding a tandem between John o’ Groats and Lands End to raise money for Cancer Research

824277539_1371846659

A local Scout group lent us a tent large enough to sleep all of us comfortably. None of us had practiced erecting it beforehand – but, hey, how hard could it be ?

Besides, the scouts had helpfully . . .

read more »

December 27, 2012

Arseing About : Objects in Orifices

by duncanr

shockLike a lot of folk, my xmas involved a meal with a whole bunch of relatives and friends, followed by a party where various games were played – though our xmas celebrations were pretty tame, it seems, compared to some of those in the USA that resulted in folk arriving at A&E hospital departments with a french bread stick or a drum stick stuck up their arse!

For a list of objects stuck in various bodily orifices over the festive season, see – http://tinyurl.com/c8yvm5k

April 18, 2012

Ouch !

by duncanr

Now this is definitely something you should NOT try at home

It certainly gives a whole new meaning to the drinker’s toast –

“Bottoms Up”

http://tinyurl.com/78659sr