Posts tagged ‘reindeer’

December 9, 2018

I’ll take the bulls for ten

by allthoughtswork

Image result for savage chickens christmas

The Bulls are an American basketball team in Chicago. Male reindeer are also called bulls. It’s funny, damnit.

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September 29, 2017

Save the Reindeer !

by duncanr

toilet paper has come a long way in my lifetime

from scraps of newspaper, we upgraded to Izal* – a horrible brown, hard, greaseproof type paper that seemed designed not so much to clean your bum but to smear your jobby all over it – and then, bliss, soft-tissue paper came along

* while Izal was bad, it was not as evil as . . .

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November 7, 2016

Spoof John Lewis Ad Proves Hit

by duncanr

an ‘A’ level student has fooled the internet with a fake John Lewis Xmas Ad he created as part of a school project – http://tinyurl.com/hcam7ov

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meanwhile as Xmas gets closer, Santa is having problems with rebellious reindeer demanding better pay and conditions for . . .

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December 18, 2014

Rudolph Goes On Rampage

by duncanr

santa and whipever wondered if rudolph and the other reindeer look forward to xmas with the same excitement as do kids?

or do they hate it – working flat out for 24 hours, with no coffee breaks, flying all round the world pulling a fucken big sleigh loaded with presents and a big fat bastard ?

well wonder no more

we now know what Rudolph thinks of the whole business after he was caught . . .

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December 9, 2014

Santa Loses Reindeer

by duncanr

bad news, kiddies

santa may be a bit late delivering your pressies this year

owing to the current dire economic climate, he has been forced to trim costs by shedding some of his workforce (http://tinyurl.com/qcm7r44) – which may affect his on-time delivery performance

santa and rudolph

February 21, 2012

Police Pull Over SUV carrying 5 Deer

by duncanr

Ever wondered what reindeer do when they’re not hauling Santa’s arse all round the world?

Well some at least get to put their hooves up and travel in style

Police in Norway pulled over a SUV and found 3 reindeer sitting in the back seat and another two travelling in the luggage compartment

None of the buggers were wearing a seat belt !

Source – http://tinyurl.com/86jay2e

Hhmm, perhaps the driver had heard about the dude in Sweden that had been trapped in his car for 2 months with no food (http://tinyurl.com/87o2xqp) and was taking no chances that the same might happen to him ?

November 30, 2011

Santa’s Reindeer Safe

by duncanr

Maija, the reindeer used by Police as part of their road safety campaign in Lapland has died – in a road traffic accident!

According to police, this has been one of the worst seasons of the year for road traffic accidents involving reindeer

MadHatters can exclusively report to all you worried snowflakes, however, that Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolf were not involved in any of these accidents

Source – http://tinyurl.com/72d7u7e

December 3, 2008

Festive Song #1

by duncanr
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December 2, 2008

Whinging in a winter wasteland…

by NobblySan

Come on you lot…sing along!

I’m sure you all know the words…..

“Till bells ring, pockets bulgin’
Open the gates, get the mugs in….”

reindeer

Christmas has always been a time for people to make a wad of cash at the expense of those more gullble than they ought to be, but to my eyes at least, this seems to be really below the belt:-