Posts tagged ‘report’

June 6, 2018

A Son’s Musical Results or . . .

by duncanr

an ex-boyfriend’s score sheet . . .


December 6, 2015

Crash Car Calls Cops

by duncanr

a woman who fled the scene of an accident was caught when the emergency system fitted to her car automatically called the cops to advise them of the car’s location and that it had been involved in an accident –

car shops female hit and run driver

December 6, 2012

European Booze League

by duncanr

drunk scotsmanThe Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) has published a report on the state of Health in EU member states –

There’s a lot of interesting stuff in there and lots of Tables of statistics from which one can see which EU countries have highest rates of fat citizens, or tobacco or alcohol consumption etc

Luxemberg, for instance, comes top of the league for alcohol consumption with a total of 15.3 liters bought per capita annually. Other teamscountries, however, have cried ‘foul’ – pointing out that Luxembuggers are cheating. They don’t . . .

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September 13, 2012

Hillsborough Report

by duncanr

15th April 1989 sticks in my mind for a number of reasons . . .

I had a shag (and no it wasn’t my birthday), got blootered, and a lot of people died

It was a special day because me and the missus got married in the morning, then moved on to a hotel for a meal and a bevy with family and friends. Mid-afternoon, my sister and brother in law offered to look after the kids for a couple of hours while me and Anita nipped home to take the dogs out for a walk, consummate our marriage before we were both to drunk to do so, then get changed and rejoin the party later at the club down the road

Around the time we were at it like rabbits (I was a lot younger then, remember) . . .

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December 20, 2011

Kim Jong-il’s Death : Taiwanese Animators Report

by duncanr