Posts tagged ‘reward’

February 13, 2018

Gone Fishing

by duncanr

sea lion finds novel way to catch its dinner . . .

August 24, 2017

Out of Fire and into Frying Pan

by duncanr

firefighters rewarded with sausages after saving pigs’ bacon –

October 5, 2016

Reward Offerred

by duncanr


October 23, 2014

Dementia Diagnose Reward

by duncanr

wanted poster£55there is some concern in the UK that dementia sufferers are not being diagnosed early enough so someone had the bright idea of offering GPs (family doctors) £55 for every person diagnosed with dementia

some folk, though, think this is ethically wrong –

Me ?

I’ve made a mental note not to visit my GP about that pesky ingrown toenail lest the greedy bugger turns me in for that £55 !

now where was I ?

September 24, 2014

Highway Robbery

by duncanr

first, it was monkeys in India stealing from houses –

now, it’s elephants refusing to let drivers use a trunk road in Sri Lanka without first paying a toll, e.g., buns or fruit

they’re even working in gangs – one elephant blocking traffic in one direction, while further down the road, other elephants extract a toll from cars travelling in the opposite direction

who said animals were dumb ?

December 29, 2013

$500 for Teddy’s Return

by duncanr

doug and teddyA 47 yr old New Zealand man is offering a $500 reward for information leading to the return of his lost teddy

‘Teddy’ is 47 yr old (same age as his distraught owner), white, and 30 cm tall

Some people laugh and think he’s a dickhead – a man his age taking a stuffed teddy with him to the pub

But Macleod Addington says . . .

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October 9, 2012

Stick the F*cken Cucumber up your Arse

by duncanr

I’m pretty damn sure that’s what the Capuchin monkey was saying to the Researcher in this vid.

See what you think !

September 11, 2012

Special Offer – Free Sex

by duncanr

O.K. I don’t mind admitting it – my car’s a disgrace. I can’t remember the last time I put it through a car wash – [I rely on the rain to wash the dust of it] If this customer loyalty reward scheme practised in Malaysia caught on in the UK, however, I might just consider washing it more frequently

See –

April 18, 2012

Mohammad Ashan : Not a Full Shilling ?

by duncanr

There is an expression in the UK ‘Not a Full Shilling’ that is used sometimes to describe a person who is somewhat lacking in intelligence

Such an expression might fit the likes of Mohammad Ashan, for instance.

A Taliban commander with . . .

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August 9, 2011

Bongo’s Back !!!

by duncanr

I’m sure I’m not the only one who shed a tear or two on hearing of the Manhattan couple, Bonni Marcus, 47, and boyfriend Jack Zinzi, 58, who were grieving over the loss of their beloved ‘Bongo’ after visiting a restaurant in Brooklyn on Aug 01

The couple had taken Bongo everywhere with them. He was the son they had never had. I shared their pain as they described the anguish they felt at his loss

But good news, folks . . .

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