Posts tagged ‘road’

April 21, 2017

It’s the Intention that Counts

by duncanr

a word to the wise …

if you are going to help an old lady cross the street, remember to apply your handbrake before exiting your vehicle

March 12, 2017

Salmon Crossing Road

by duncanr

via

December 8, 2016

Iran Tackles Rogue Camels

by duncanr

licenced-camelfolk in Iran are seriously getting the hump over the number of camel-related traffic accidents causing damage to their vehicles, and property

that would be bad enough in itself – what makes it worse is that the buggers culprits usually run off and there is no way to identify the camel or its owner in order to beat the shit out of them seek revenge compensation

fortunately, Mohammad-Sharif Khaleqinia, the secretary of Iranian Central Task Force to Combat the Smuggling of Commodities and Currency in Sistan and Baluchestan Province has a scheme to tackle the problem . . . http://tinyurl.com/gpuwbqr

November 2, 2016

Toddler Pulled Over for Reckless Driving

by duncanr

a motorist was pulled over by police in China for driving a car with no Licence, Tax or Insurance the wrong way during rush hour traffic

October 8, 2016

Why Did Chicken Try to Cross Road

by duncanr

that’s the question baffling police in Dundee, Scotland – http://tinyurl.com/zta32vu

chicken-and-cop

August 2, 2016

Use Your Fecken Wings!

by duncanr

July 21, 2016

Speedy Gonzales

by duncanr

spotted in Barcelona . . .

December 29, 2015

Late Entrants for 2015 Darwin Award

by duncanr

darwin awards150sneaking in at the last minute, before submission for the 2015 Darwin Awards close, these kids must be considered strong contenders to win – http://tinyurl.com/pegps6j

March 12, 2015

Bikers Save Dog

by duncanr

a bunch of bikers in Brazil stop traffic to rescue a dog running loose on a busy road after jumping out of its owner’s car

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January 26, 2015

Who Shall have a Fishy on a Little Dishy ?

by duncanr

fishHoly Mackerel !

a delivery driver in east Belfast Cod be in trouble with his Bass after spilling a load of fish onto the road

locals, however, were Squids in

upon Herring the news, they rushed to the Plaice to ‘help’ with the clear up – http://tinyurl.com/plo4hud

[no prize for guessing what was on the menu of many a household that night]