Posts tagged ‘roof’

November 15, 2017

Where’d He Go ?

by duncanr


April 13, 2017

Man Thrown Off Plane

by duncanr

the body of a man who witnesses report seeing thrown from a plane was found on the roof of a hospital in Mexico’s northern Sinaloa state –

while officials suspect the man to be the victim of rivalry between Mexico’s drug gangs they are keeping open the possibility this may be a simple case of ‘overbooking

March 31, 2016

Wife Hitches Lift from Husband

by duncanr

angry womanon roof of carfollowing an argument with his wife in a bar, a man decided to leave her there and drive home on his own

6 miles later, he was pulled over by a cop wanting to know what a woman was doing clinging to the roof of the car and shouting obscenities –

[hhmmm, going to take more than flowers or chocolates to get back in his wife’s good books, I think – going to be hard to convince her he didn’t know she was there and thought that knocking sound as she hammered on the roof was his big end going] 😆

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August 24, 2015

Police tell Piper to Pipe Down

by duncanr

piperpolice in Fort Bend, Texas attended a school following complaints from music critics about a man playing bagpipes from the roof of the building at 8 o’clock in the morning

gunshots were also reported

[in an unusual occurrence, the bullets were not aimed at the piper]

to the relief of the unwilling listeners, the piper – and a companion – were arrested and the drone of the pipes replaced by the Sound of Silence –

May 6, 2015

Two Owls Sat on a Roof

by duncanr

watch what happens next . . .

via Arbroath

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October 8, 2014

Goat Kills Kid

by duncanr

falling goat kills boy200or double fuck !

this surely put a dampener on one family’s celebration of Eid this year

if nothing else, it’ll test their belief in a GOD

July 14, 2013

Brazilian Cow Kills Man

by duncanr
Well Hello, Boys !!!

Well Hello, Boys !!!

Sad story this . . .

a Brazilian man won’t be shakin’ his maracas any time soon, after a cow got into bed with him – seems her weight when she got on top was too much for the poor sod

Full story here –

[Hhmm, wonder if it’s true that your whole life flashes pasteurised just before your use by date expires?]