Posts tagged ‘roses’

December 9, 2015

Anti-Valentine’s Day

by duncanr

unromanticaccording to a survey by dating site eHarmony, today is the least romantic day of the year – [one reason single folk are not looking to start a new relationship at this time of the year, apparently, is to avoid having to buy a Xmas present for someone they barely know] –

in keeping with the notion today is the least romantic day of the year, I have penned an anti-valentine poem . . .

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April 21, 2015

Man Surprises Woman on Train

by duncanr

a woman riding the new york subway – selling roses to make a few bucks – is stunned when a man buys her whole stock, then tells her – before exiting the train – he doesn’t want the roses for himself, she is to give them out ‘free’ to anyone who wants one

February 14, 2014

Valentine Poem

by duncanr

pictures-of-red-roses-onlyRoses are red
Violets are blue
I fancy a beer
How about you?

And if later you’re hungry
And fancy a bite . . .

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