Posts tagged ‘rubber doll’

January 20, 2015

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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February 7, 2012

Mega Masturbator Manhunt

by duncanr

Described by the manufacturers as . .

the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked…

the Mega Masturbator will set you back $250 dollars

Unless, of course, you are the “white male, approximately 5’8″ – 5’10”, 165 lbs.” armed with a hunting knife, that stole a ‘Fuck Me Silly, Mega Masturbator Sex Doll from the Romantix Pleasure Palace shop in Iowa City.

The police are offering members of the public a $1000 reward (enough to buy 4 x Mega Masturbators) for information leading to the capture of the dirty wee bugger thief.

Source – http://tinyurl.com/6wkdwu7

P.S. if spotted, the public are warned not to approach this man – he may be armed with a mega dildo !

January 29, 2010

Blow-Up Doll saves Yang

by duncanr

An elderly Chinese man is alive today thanks to a rubber doll.

The elderly man (called Yang) bought the doll (name unknown) for solace after his wife died.

Sadly, many unenlightened people, view men who buy rubber dolls as ‘creeps’, ‘perverts’.

Hurt by such comments, Yang decided to commit suicide by jumping from the 6th floor of his Shanghai apartment block.

He and his doll jumped together.

Fortunately (or unfortunately) for Yang, given his intention, he landed on top of the doll which broke his fall.

Yang was admitted to hospital, where he has made a full recovery – there is no word on the condition of the doll !!!

Source . . .