Posts tagged ‘sausage roll’

November 14, 2017

Jesus Chrust, our Savoury

by duncanr

a UK bakery chain decision to produce an advent calendar featuring 3 wise men venerating a large sausage roll rather than the baby jesus has left a bad taste in some folk’s mouth – http://tinyurl.com/y8oudx3p

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November 16, 2012

Horse Assaulted with Sausage Roll

by duncanr

horse

Got any ketchup with that?

A Gleska man, Francis Kelly, has been charged with “threatening or abusive manner” for feeding a sausage roll to a police horse.

Kelly claims he thought the horse looked hungry

The Police claim he “adopted an aggressive stance” when told to fuck off desist

Neigh word on whether the horse enjoyed the tasty treat

Source – http://tinyurl.com/csrkavd