Posts tagged ‘scam’

July 17, 2018

Johnny Rockard Coffin Crowdfunding Appeal

by duncanr

am I the only one surprised to learn that this gap-toothed guy is apparently a ‘porn star’ ???

can’t believe it, myself – christ, if he can’t come up with £5000 for his funeral he can’t be making much money as a porn star!

the average cost of a funeral in the UK these days is around £4000+ – so we are talking here about the design and manufacture of a penis shaped coffin, and the design, engineering, and manufacture of a remote control coffin-carrying dolley to achieve the effect he desires at around £1000 over what would be required if he was having a conventional funeral . . .

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August 24, 2016

Le Serveur

by duncanr

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November 18, 2015

Scam – beware!

by NobblySan

I feel it my duty to warn you all of a particular scam, of which I  myself have fallen foul.

This scam is widespread, and despite the best efforts of Thatcher’s government to eradicate it from the UK many years ago, still blights the lives of many people not just here, but indeed, around the world.

Thankfully, by skillful and vigilant scheming and manoeuvering, our dear friend ratty has managed to avoid this scam for many years.

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September 30, 2015

Caveat Emptor

by duncanr

donkey_head_fs250a numpty in Manchester is today ruefully regretting he did not heed the latin warning, caveat emptor (buyer beware), when he paid a man in the street £500 for two new iPhones –

December 22, 2014

Women are Tricksy

by duncanr

positive pregnacy testtake it from me, guys – women can be sneaky !

the minxes have ways to get what they want and a guy’s got to keep alert at all times for their trickery – and never more so than this xmas time

you have been warned !

November 17, 2014

The Bride had Balls

by duncanr

desi bridevillagers in Uttar Pradesh frequently teased Balak Ram for still being unmarried at the age of 37 yr old so his family set out to get him a bride

they paid Hukkam Singh, the leader of a dance troupe, Rs 50,000 to find a woman for Ram, which he did – 29-year-old Raj Kumari

the couple were married and tears were shed as Kumari bid farewell to her family and moved in with Ram and his

but a week after the wedding, the bride had not spoken a word or removed her face veil – this being apparently part of some wedding vow

[a wife that doesn’t speak – now that’s a bonus !] 😆

all was not as it seemed, though . . .

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June 4, 2014

Penis Enlarger Scam

by duncanr

small penisNo sniggering

No, don’t

It’s not funny

May 24, 2014

Scammer Scum

by duncanr

computer attackI was attacked a few days ago by some right cheeky buggers

I had fired up my macbook and was looking for some content for madhatters when an alarming message popped up on my screen purporting to be from Cheshire Police informing me my computer had been identified as having downloaded child porn, illegally downloaded music and movies, illegally accessed sensitive information that threatened national security, and was suspected of terrorist activity. In short, I was an . . .

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January 26, 2014

Ultimate Chinese Takeaway

by duncanr

plane plus chopsticks150A guy in China bought a 1st class air ticket, which allowed him to access the VIP lounge of the airport at Xi’an in Shaanxi, and enjoy free meals and drinks

He never actually got on a plane, however. He just kept changing the destination of his ticket and was thus able, almost every day for a year, to eat and drink for free in the airport’s VIP lounge

Not satisfied with that, when his ticket was about to expire, the cheeky bugger applied for, and received, a refund on his ticket because he had never used it to fly –

[Excuse me for a moment while I check out the VIP lounge at Birmingham Airport!]

July 6, 2012

Internet Doomsday Looms

by duncanr

In November last year, the FBI closed down servers belonging to a criminal gang. The gang had infected millions of computers worldwide with malicious software that redirected internet traffic from these computers to the gangs own servers

Before closing down the gang’s servers, the FBI set up their own temporary servers to allow PC owners continued access to the internet while the Alureon malware was removed from their machines.

Those temporary servers are . . .

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