Posts tagged ‘sewage’

February 28, 2014

Poomageddon in London

by duncanr

dick_whittington.jpg173x173Time was when the streets of London were reputed to be paved with gold

Today, not so much – http://tinyurl.com/qx6hbvh

Wonder how long we have to wait before turds in wellies show up ?

November 12, 2012

Shit Happens !

by duncanr

pooAround 30 firefighters in Australia battling a bushfire near Port MacQuarie got a nasty surprise when the pilot of a helicopter accidentally (well he says it was an accident) dropped a load of untreated sewage on them http://tinyurl.com/cqzb3pe instead of water

The men and their equipment have all been decontaminated and their health is being monitored for any ill effects.

Now if only they had some Deo Perfume Candy (http://tinyurl.com/ckrj8pu) 😆

September 23, 2012

Zimbabwe Synchronised Flushing

by duncanr

No, it’s not a new Olympic sport

There’s a lot of shit clogging up the sewers in Zimbabwe and ‘Synchronised Flushing’ – all citizens to flush their loos at the same predetermined time – is the Government’s proposal to unblock the drains.

See – http://tinyurl.com/8hjbgl9

[if only it was as easy to shift the shits in Government!]

December 18, 2011

All I Want for Xmas is . . .

by duncanr

If you live in the part of the UK served by Severn Trent Water and have accidentally lost your gnashers down the loo, I have good news for you.

The water company is seeking to re-unite 9 toothless customers with their lost false teeth in time for them to tuck into their Xmas dinner. They have posted pictures on their web site of dentures recovered from their sewage treatment works. Anyone who recognises any of these teeth as their own is invited to complete an online form to reclaim them

Click link to view pics

http://www.stwater.co.uk/nominate-your-gnashers