Posts tagged ‘sewing’

April 23, 2020

I’m suddenly inspired to learn needlepoint in quarantine

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I asked my mother-in-law to make this for me, she has no idea what it means

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April 17, 2020

Back yourself up, snowflake

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squinting

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I actually heard this from a store employee yesterday when we were exchanging advice on masks. She said a friend of hers sewed masks from a novelty fabric that had very tiny, very graphic penises printed all over them, so tiny that you had to really lean in and squint to see what they were.

So, if you’re offended, you’re too close.

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May 28, 2019

Needle and thread under electron microscope

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August 25, 2018

I don’t get out much

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April 9, 2018

I call bullshit

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Fashion Industry: “Our runway models must be skeletal because the couture fabric is too expensive to whip up into normal-sized outfits just for one show. Also, we don’t want bodies distracting attention from the clothes.”

Me: “You were saying?”

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