Posts tagged ‘sex doll’

January 26, 2017

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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January 23, 2017

Sex Doll Frustrates Burglars

by duncanr

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read all about it here – http://tinyurl.com/gw5tktk

November 26, 2016

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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July 17, 2015

Farmer Buys Inflatable Woman

by duncanr

David-Grays-dolla scottish farmer, David Gray, has dug deep into his sporran and paid the princely sum of Β£4.82 for an inflatable woman to scare deer away from his neeps

[I don’t know what effect she’ll have on the deer, but she scares the hell out of me!]

the doll has attracted a lot of interest, apparently, amongst passers-by and locals in the nearby village – [which must be a huge relief to Mr Gray’s sheep]

full story and more pics here – http://tinyurl.com/np8bdwh

October 21, 2014

Feeling a Right Tit

by duncanr

ladies, looking for something a little different to buy the man in your life this Xmas ?

[shamelessly stole this from loon’s blog – The Friggin Loon] πŸ˜†

of course this is the basic version – the deluxe model, you press her belly button and a chocolate profiterole pops out of her . . . . πŸ˜†

March 8, 2013

Bidding Starts for Virginity of Brazilian Beauty

by duncanr

She has green eyes, fleshy lips, full breasts and a body that inspires envy in all women

And she’s a virgin !

Any guy out there fancy deflowering Valentina?

Her virginity is on offer to whosoever places the highest bid on an online auction that ends Mar 31st.

The successful bidder will win a . . .

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February 7, 2012

Mega Masturbator Manhunt

by duncanr

Described by the manufacturers as . .

β€œthe most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked…

the Mega Masturbator will set you back $250 dollars

Unless, of course, you are the β€œwhite male, approximately 5’8″ – 5’10”, 165 lbs.” armed with a hunting knife, that stole a ‘Fuck Me Silly, Mega Masturbator Sex Doll from the Romantix Pleasure Palace shop in Iowa City.

The police are offering members of the public a $1000 reward (enough to buy 4 x Mega Masturbators) for information leading to the capture of the dirty wee bugger thief.

Source – http://tinyurl.com/6wkdwu7

P.S. if spotted, the public are warned not to approach this man – he may be armed with a mega dildo !