Posts tagged ‘sex’

August 14, 2017

Opening for Oregon Woman

by duncanr

if you’re a woman up for a bit of ‘sport’ in Oregon climaxing with simultaneous orgasms during the upcoming solar eclipse, this nutter, nazi, white supremacist, guy would like to hear from you – http://tinyurl.com/y79o5l76

[now who do we know in Oregon might be interested in a meeting of celestial bodies?] 😆

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June 25, 2017

Post Orgasm Danger

by duncanr

the earth might have moved for this woman but it was not a cause for celebration . . . http://tinyurl.com/yb24vbdn

May 29, 2017

Lazy Lovers

by duncanr

and other ads . . .

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May 18, 2017

One Night Stands Advice

by duncanr

February 27, 2017

TV Cock Ups

by duncanr

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February 22, 2017

Change of Plan

by duncanr

slob120Yesterday I posted of my intention to start exercising in order to lose some of the excess tummy I acquired over the xmas/new year eriod

a recent study, however, found overweight men last an extra 1 min 30 sec longer during sex than their skinnier bros – http://tinyurl.com/zgh9jv9

forget exercising and a healthy diet, then, I’m off to get a case of ale and some samosas – finally, a chance to reach that 2 minute target and set a new personal best !

October 21, 2016

Sex Starved Leftie Male Seeks Similar Female

by duncanr

snailPoor Jeremy can’t get his leg over because he is left-handed and no right-handed female will have anything to do with him

his luck might be about to change though – the BBC is asking viewers to help find him a mate – http://tinyurl.com/hlnt65m

P.S. once you guys have helped find a mate for Jeremy, perhaps you could find one for me a left-handed (cough) friend of mine

September 6, 2016

Old People and Sex

by duncanr

well, there’s good news (for women) – and there’s bad news (for men) . . . http://tinyurl.com/zerd8ha

headache

July 24, 2016

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

what-happened-drinks-15

http://tinyurl.com/jeanwd4

July 6, 2016

A Short Love Story

by ratty

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping car on an overnight train.

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