Posts tagged ‘sex’

May 18, 2017

One Night Stands Advice

by duncanr

February 27, 2017

TV Cock Ups

by duncanr

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February 22, 2017

Change of Plan

by duncanr

slob120Yesterday I posted of my intention to start exercising in order to lose some of the excess tummy I acquired over the xmas/new year eriod

a recent study, however, found overweight men last an extra 1 min 30 sec longer during sex than their skinnier bros – http://tinyurl.com/zgh9jv9

forget exercising and a healthy diet, then, I’m off to get a case of ale and some samosas – finally, a chance to reach that 2 minute target and set a new personal best !

October 21, 2016

Sex Starved Leftie Male Seeks Similar Female

by duncanr

snailPoor Jeremy can’t get his leg over because he is left-handed and no right-handed female will have anything to do with him

his luck might be about to change though – the BBC is asking viewers to help find him a mate – http://tinyurl.com/hlnt65m

P.S. once you guys have helped find a mate for Jeremy, perhaps you could find one for me a left-handed (cough) friend of mine

September 6, 2016

Old People and Sex

by duncanr

well, there’s good news (for women) – and there’s bad news (for men) . . . http://tinyurl.com/zerd8ha

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July 24, 2016

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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http://tinyurl.com/jeanwd4

July 6, 2016

A Short Love Story

by ratty

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping car on an overnight train.

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June 25, 2016

No Sex – It’s D.I.Y.

by duncanr

rear entryit was a hot afternoon yesterday

Dee and I were in her bathroom

we were both sweating so I opened the bathroom window to let in some air – it also let in the sound of her neighbours’ voices as they sat chatting in their garden below

I’m struggling to get it in‘, I said – panting!

try the bottom‘, replied Dee

as I re-positioned my tool to follow her suggestion, I became . . .

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June 25, 2016

Café Fellatio

by duncanr

coffeecumming soon to Geneva – a café where ‘espresso’ takes on new meaning?

http://tinyurl.com/zfmook8

June 20, 2016

Man Cums, Woman Goes . . .

by duncanr

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proof that women really can multi-task . . . http://tinyurl.com/jul8ouv