Posts tagged ‘shark’

June 19, 2019

Want some nightmares?

by allthoughtswork

  1. Largest known shark in ocean, Deep Blue, is tagged with a tracking device.
  2. Submersible camera that is shaped a little bit like a seal follows tracking device.
  3. Obvious conclusion.
February 4, 2019

What happens when you expose a lot of succulent flesh to a hungry shark?

by allthoughtswork

Answer: Lunch.  [WARNING: blood]

Let’s be very clear: This was not a shark “attack.” This was a shark doing shark things. It’s a shark. That’s the open ocean. Sharks are hungry and opportunistic and they want to live, just like you.

If someone opened a warm cardboard box of fresh, steaming pizza in front of your grumbling stomach and said, “Want a slice?” you’d go after it like a Great White after a harbor seal.

Stay in Starbucks, lady. You don’t get this whole nature thing at all.

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July 5, 2018

There’s a moral in there somewhere

by allthoughtswork

It’s either “let shit go” or “always carry a knife,” I haven’t decided yet.

January 4, 2018


by duncanr


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June 9, 2017

Even sharks know English food sucks

by allthoughtswork

Image result for shark funny

That’s why none of them munched on a Brit until now.

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August 23, 2015

Shark Attack

by duncanr
August 1, 2014

Maymo vs Shark

by duncanr

the previous post was a bit ‘dark’ so here’s a somewhat different one to lighten the mood

June 26, 2013

Snuffy (Sniff, Sniff) Snuffs It

by duncanr

Oh dear ! 😯

P.S. Relax, folks – no animal was harmed in the making of this advert !