Posts tagged ‘shelf’

December 3, 2018

Shiraz on the Shelf

by duncanr

T’was 10 days ’til Christmas
And all through the home
Not a creature was stirring
Just a mom all alone

Everyone was fast asleep
They didn’t care one bit
They knew Mom would stay up late
And finish all this shit

* * * * * * *

move over Elf on the Shelf – you’re no longer wanted

what better than a glass of shiraz that’s refilled every morning –  –

No question which I’d prefer (hic!)

December 13, 2017

When Men do Elf on the Shelf

by duncanr

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