Posts tagged ‘shit’

June 4, 2018

What you Need to Know about Women

by duncanr

July 31, 2017

Shirtless Shitters – Why?

by duncanr

never heard of this practice before today so you can rightly assume I’m not a ‘shirtless shitter’ but apparently a lot of folk are –

March 30, 2017

Caption this . . .

by duncanr


March 19, 2017

Words of Advice

by duncanr


December 22, 2016

Shitty Present Suggestions

by duncanr

toilettrumpstruggling to find the ideal xmas pressie for that special turd person on your list?

never fear – visit The Art of Shitting for some toilet-themed gifts

February 5, 2016

Emergency Defecation Situation

by duncanr

dog poo120a New Zealand judge has found a former Malaysian military officer, Mohammed Rizalman,guilty of indecent assault after he followed a woman home, hung around outside her house for 30 minutes, shat on her patio, then entered her bedroom naked from the waist down

Rizalman’s defence that he had an ‘emergency defecation situation‘ and needed to use the woman’s bathroom was rejected as bullshit by the judge, who ruled his motive for following her home and entering her bedroom half-naked was sexual in nature

meanwhile, Hilary Barry struggled to . . .

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May 18, 2015

You’re Shitting Wrong

by duncanr

dog poo120I blame my parents

I tried to tell them – as they forced me to park my arse on that cold seat, but they insisted they knew better because they were older and wiser

turns out I was right after all – for the past 60+ years I’ve been doing it all wrong

and so have you !

September 11, 2013

Shit Happens

by duncanr

Many years ago, myself and a bunch of friends decided to take turns riding a tandem between John o’ Groats and Lands End to raise money for Cancer Research


A local Scout group lent us a tent large enough to sleep all of us comfortably. None of us had practiced erecting it beforehand – but, hey, how hard could it be ?

Besides, the scouts had helpfully . . .

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August 19, 2013

Put on a Shitten

by duncanr

Finally, a solution to the age-old problem – how to wipe one’s arse without getting poop on one’s hands !

P.S., You can order your Shittens here –

June 29, 2013

Shit Happens – in a Car Park

by duncanr

poo1Some dirty bugger has been – once a week for the past 7 months – leaving a pile of shit on the middle of the Misterton village hall car park – and the villagers who have to clean up the mess are pissed off about it

They know the Phantom Shitter of Misterton is human and not an animal because . . .

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