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a New Zealand judge has found a former Malaysian military officer, Mohammed Rizalman,guilty of indecent assault after he followed a woman home, hung around outside her house for 30 minutes, shat on her patio, then entered her bedroom naked from the waist down
Rizalman’s defence that he had an ‘emergency defecation situation‘ and needed to use the woman’s bathroom was rejected as bullshit by the judge, who ruled his motive for following her home and entering her bedroom half-naked was sexual in nature
I tried to tell them – as they forced me to park my arse on that cold seat, but they insisted they knew better because they were older and wiser
turns out I was right after all – for the past 60+ years I’ve been doing it all wrong
and so have you !
Many years ago, myself and a bunch of friends decided to take turns riding a tandem between John o’ Groats and Lands End to raise money for Cancer Research
A local Scout group lent us a tent large enough to sleep all of us comfortably. None of us had practiced erecting it beforehand – but, hey, how hard could it be ?
Finally, a solution to the age-old problem – how to wipe one’s arse without getting poop on one’s hands !
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Some dirty bugger has been – once a week for the past 7 months – leaving a pile of shit on the middle of the Misterton village hall car park – and the villagers who have to clean up the mess are pissed off about it
Crap – I’ve been doing it wrong all my life !
P.S. this one’s for you, Bec 😉
Shit is a serious health hazard for many people of the world. One man fighting to improve the lot of the estimated 2.6 billion people affected by poor sanitation is “Mr Toilet”