Posts tagged ‘singapore’

May 22, 2019

Robot Chef

by duncanr
June 12, 2018

The Puppet Master

by duncanr

one of these men thinks he is a great deal-maker

the other truly is a great deal-maker

the two met in Singapore

as one analyst put it ‘. . . it is further cause to grieve that the world’s most powerful nation is in such incapable hands‘ –

April 14, 2015

Fuck Cheryl

by duncanr

puzzledthe following is a Maths question posed in a paper to Singapore schoolkids . . .

having thought about this question for about 2 minutes without coming up with an answer I think Cheryl is a bitch and Albert and Bernard should dump her and find another girl who isn’t such a tease

P.S. if you want to know the answer, check the 1st comment after this post

December 5, 2014

Give a Dog a Chance – Save Our Street Dogs

by duncanr

March 14, 2014

The Gift

by duncanr

June 5, 2012

Catch a Falling Maid

by duncanr

Cleaning windows is a dangerous undertaking in Singapore. Nine Indonesian maids – so far this year – have fallen to their deaths from high rise flats while washing windows or hanging laundry. In response, the Manpower Ministry has decreed maids are no longer to clean the outside of windows without supervision.

In the latest incident, a 29 yr old maid fell from a 12 storey flat. She was saved from death when . . .

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January 19, 2012

Oh dear, what can the matter be ?

by duncanr

Those of a certain age, having read the title of this post and viewed the image accompanying it, will have a pretty good idea what this is all about!

As the rhyme goes –

Oh dear, what can the matter be
Three old ladies locked in a lavatory

Only in this case there was just ONE old lady and she wasn’t locked in. It was her choice to spend 932 days sitting, eating, drinking, and sleeping on the loo.

Her poor man, eventually, with the help of the police, managed to flush her out of the loo and into a mental hospital where she was diagnosed as suffering with depression

Source –

932 days ?

Hhmm, husband was not exactly in a rush to re-posses his loo !!!

January 4, 2012

Singapore Leaders Accept Pay cut

by duncanr

Now this is something you don’t find happening very often (if at all) – politicians taking a pay cut !

No, it’s not our bunch of tossers in the UK or their ‘cousins’ in the USA. These particular politicians are in Singapore.

The Prime Minister, his ministers, and the President have all agreed to accept a substantial (36 – 51%) pay cut following an independent review of their salaries.

The ministers had employed the argument so loved by politicians everywhere that their pay had to be as high as it was in order to . . .

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December 30, 2008

Sex party planned

by duncanr

gstring A web site is advertising plans for a New Years Eve ‘Sex’ party.

The Party is restricted to the under-40s.

Organisers of the event have banned male guests from wearing briefs, while women are only permitted to wear G-string underwear which has to be removed after midnight.

The party will take place on a remote beach in . . .

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