Posts tagged ‘size’

May 20, 2018

A Question of Size : BBC Trolls Trump

by duncanr

as BBC pointed out, a bigly huge crowd gathered for the royal wedding . . .

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February 25, 2017

In Trump’s World

by duncanr

trump-this-big

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April 17, 2015

Ideal Penis Size

by duncanr

a bunch of women draw what they consider to be their ideal penis size

[I’m going to drown my fucken sorrows in whisky] 😥

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January 29, 2015

A Bum Deal

by duncanr

Crap !

Crap !

think your arse is getting big?

don’t shit yourself

could just be because of this . . . http://tinyurl.com/ldyt8jr

P.S. this statistic caught my eye when reading the article – “the average American uses 46 sheets of toilet paper a day

46 ?

Jeez, americans must be seriously full of shit !

August 24, 2014

Wee Willy Defence

by duncanr

small penisa man accused by a teenage girl of indecent exposure by delivering a parcel to her house with his penis protruding from his open flies has denied the allegation

the man told the German court that his penis is too small for . . .

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August 13, 2014

Does Size Matter ?

by duncanr

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April 28, 2014

Perils of a Large Penis

by duncanr

penistoonMy 1st wife left me for one of my friends

I didn’t understand why at the time

I do now

And it makes perfect sense ! 😆

http://tinyurl.com/lrkvorc

November 4, 2013

Size Does Matter

by duncanr

TNYAskMeAboutMyThickNeckBad News, guys, size is important – but not where you think !

http://tinyurl.com/pndvd6l

[Excuse me while I go find a measuring tape]

July 25, 2013

We have a Weeny Weiner Winner

by duncanr

winners podiumYes folk – we have a winner

It was a close run thing but The Delivery Man saw off the challenge from Rip Van Dinkle to secure the title by a short head

You can read a riveting eye-witness account of the action here – http://tinyurl.com/n6pfm7e

September 8, 2009

Size really does matter !!!

by duncanr

Some folk (mainly men?) are obsessed by size – or lack of it.

And even though their women folk assure them it’s not an issue, they can’t help comparing themselves to other men and feeling inadequate.

Nicolas-Sarkozy-200French President, Nicolas Sarkozy is ‘petit’

(for those of you who don’t speak French, the word ‘petit’ = ‘a little squirt’ )

His lack of size is an issue that clearly bothers him. Even when standing fully erect, he feels inadequate when compared to Gordon Brown and Barack Obama who are both ‘big’ boys.

In desperation, he has tried artificial aids to increase his size.

He wears shoes with built up heels, and stands on a stool when delivering a speech from a podium.

Mr Sarkozy (‘titch’ to his friends) is making himself a figure of fun with his attempts to disguise his small stature.

sarkozy0809_450x300-200His latest wheeze, when delivering a speech at the Faurecia car plant in Caligny, Normandy, last Thursday, was to pack the stage behind him with a bunch of ‘vertically challenged’ workers to make himself seem taller by comparison.

Faurecia employs 1,400 staff. These were apparently vetted and 20 who were smaller than Mr Sarkozy were selected to appear on stage with the President.

Police were on hand to guard Mr Sarkozy against any threat posed by terrorists or tall people.

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