Posts tagged ‘size’

February 7, 2019

Size Matters

by duncanr


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May 20, 2018

A Question of Size : BBC Trolls Trump

by duncanr

as BBC pointed out, a bigly huge crowd gathered for the royal wedding . . .


February 25, 2017

In Trump’s World

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April 17, 2015

Ideal Penis Size

by duncanr

a bunch of women draw what they consider to be their ideal penis size

[I’m going to drown my fucken sorrows in whisky] 😥

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January 29, 2015

A Bum Deal

by duncanr

Crap !

Crap !

think your arse is getting big?

don’t shit yourself

could just be because of this . . .

P.S. this statistic caught my eye when reading the article – “the average American uses 46 sheets of toilet paper a day

46 ?

Jeez, americans must be seriously full of shit !

August 24, 2014

Wee Willy Defence

by duncanr

small penisa man accused by a teenage girl of indecent exposure by delivering a parcel to her house with his penis protruding from his open flies has denied the allegation

the man told the German court that his penis is too small for . . .

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August 13, 2014

Does Size Matter ?

by duncanr

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April 28, 2014

Perils of a Large Penis

by duncanr

penistoonMy 1st wife left me for one of my friends

I didn’t understand why at the time

I do now

And it makes perfect sense ! 😆

November 4, 2013

Size Does Matter

by duncanr

TNYAskMeAboutMyThickNeckBad News, guys, size is important – but not where you think !

[Excuse me while I go find a measuring tape]

July 25, 2013

We have a Weeny Weiner Winner

by duncanr

winners podiumYes folk – we have a winner

It was a close run thing but The Delivery Man saw off the challenge from Rip Van Dinkle to secure the title by a short head

You can read a riveting eye-witness account of the action here –