Posts tagged ‘smoking’

October 12, 2019

The cold and flu and vape season

by allthoughtswork

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Apparently, the symptoms of dying from vaping are so similar to the symptoms of dying from the flu and pneumonia that doctors can’t tell the dif until the post-mortem.

The next time I see another cloud of chemically-cherry-scented vapor billowing out from some nimrod’s car in front of me, idiot-signalling his underdeveloped neocortex and forcing me to shut all my windows and turn off my heater to no avail, I will relax and think, “Tick, tock, asshole. Save a puff for Jesus.”

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April 14, 2019

Don’t blow smoke up my ass

by allthoughtswork

That phrase had very real, very literal beginnings. Brits used to believe tobacco smoke, pumped into specific orifices, could revive near-drowning victims by warming the bowels.

Today, Londoners heat their colons with Vindaloo curry but the effect rarely revives anyone, it just reinvigorates their desire to die.

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March 27, 2019

Now in boy’s highschool restrooms everywhere

by allthoughtswork

Someone put this up in my school's boys' bathroom, which is an infamous vaping hotspot


October 21, 2018

Anti-Smoking Regulation

by duncanr

How dumb is the “No smoking with kids in the car” law – poor little fuckers are freezing . . .


June 5, 2018

There are so many things wrong with this ad, I don’t know where to start

by allthoughtswork

The shit they did to sell tobacco back then comes off ludicrously ignorant now. Wonder what we’ll think of ourselves fifty years hence?

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January 6, 2018

I am memorizing this

by allthoughtswork

Cigarettes are like squirrels

October 3, 2012

Smoke Gets in Your Eyes : Magic Trick

by duncanr

Ratty posted a link to this vid as a comment in the Wot’s this ‘ere then ? thread but it’s so good it deserves greater prominence.

So for those who missed ratty’s link, here’s the vid again . . .

September 4, 2009

Don’t mess with Russell Crowe

by NobblySan


He’s moved on from punching journalists.

Instead, he now humiliates them.

When Aussie journalist Annette Sharp had a go at Russell Crowe in her column for being spotted smoking, eating junk food, and guzzling a fizzy drink during a bike ride, she got more than she bargained for.

Crowe phoned her office and challenged her to a 20Km bike ride through Sydney in order to prove that he is fitter than she is, and can still get through a few fags (that’s cigarettes,  for our American readers… just to avoid any confusion over Mr. Crowe’s sexuality).

Full story here – courtesy of the beeb.

April 23, 2009

Paying for pizza

by noseycow

A German couple have abandoned their three young children in an Italian pizzeria. Having finished their meal they slipped outside for a cigarette and never returned.

Full story

In their time honoured tradition of jumping on the bandwagon, it is anticipated that the daily wail will be starting a campaign to make parents smoke in restaurants. All in the name of child protection, of course!