Posts tagged ‘snake’

May 2, 2019

The Three-eyed Snake of Humpty Doo

by allthoughtswork

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Oh, Australia, why do you insist upon competing with Florida for weirdness? ‘Murica has sooo much more crazy per square foot than you, it’s not even funny, anymore.

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PS: Duncan, keep your one-eyed snake comments to yourself.

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January 27, 2018

Who Knew . . .

by duncanr

snakes went on vacation?

April 24, 2017

The Man, the Snake, and the Fox

by duncanr

click the ‘continue reading’ tab to see how story ends . . .

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February 12, 2015

Nasty Surprise for Wife

by duncanr

woman and snakeI bet this poor woman adder viper eyes in case she was seeing things when she went to drive home after a night out

Her husband might think himself a charmer but I bet she had a few choice words to say to the stupid asp when she finally got home –

August 6, 2013

Brummie Life – No 4

by duncanr

road closedTraffic was disrupted and motorists inconvenienced when Birmingham police closed off one of the main roads into the city centre while they dealt with a brummie ‘low-life’ lying in the middle of the road . . .

April 1, 2013

Wife Refuses to have Sex with Snake

by duncanr

coiled snakeAll Mutsvodi Makwini wanted was the court to grant him a protection order against his wife because of her habit of pissing on the clothes he wore to church, and pulling on his private parts

A not unreasonable request you might think

But then, some may think his wife, Venenciah Chatima, had due cause – after all, Makwini was trying to make her have sex with a snake !

See –

September 4, 2011

Frog vs Snake

by duncanr
March 19, 2011

Paisley Pensioner Rattled by Snake

by duncanr

O.K. here’s the story . . .

A Paisley pensioner, Dennis Mulholland, 67, went to use his loo for a piss and found a snake curled up in a corner of the room. He thought it was a toy someone had put there for a joke but when he poked it with the TV remote (he took the remote with him when he went to the loo ?) the . . .

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October 22, 2008

Fassssssial Masssssssage

by noseycow

Visit Israel and you too can have a snake massage.

Ssssso relaxing

Ssssso relaxing

When you thought it couldn't get any worse...ugh

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.

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