Posts tagged ‘snowman’

February 1, 2019

S’now Surprise

by duncanr


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January 20, 2019

How I wish Portland, OR, got decent snowfall

by allthoughtswork

Found this today

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December 18, 2018

Snowmen have angry hate sex along Oregon highway

by allthoughtswork

Image result for snowman sex

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They’re calling it “fighting” but, good people, I ask you to look at the evidence. (The creepy Christmas porno music just cinches it.)

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August 12, 2018

Soon

by allthoughtswork

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January 18, 2018

A Scottish Snowman

by duncanr

while the recent heavy snowfall in Scotland has meant misery for those trapped up tp 11 hours in their cars on the M74 until mountain rescue teams reached them, for others, it was an opportunity to . . .

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December 9, 2016

You Sure are a Mean One, Mr Grinch

by duncanr

CCTV footage has been released showing a knife-wielding thug launch a vicious unprovoked attack on Frosty the Snowman

Frosty required 9 stitches but is expected to make a full recovery

meanwhile a spokes-elf, speaking on behalf of Santa, said the attacker was now top of the 2016 naughty list and will not find any pressies under his tree this xmas

December 17, 2015

Make Time for Those You Love

by duncanr

January 14, 2015

Frosty Fatwa

by duncanr

saudi snowman1while on the subject of snow – see previous post – a Saudi cleric has issued a fatwa banning the building of snowmen – http://tinyurl.com/l35wqb4

[this is going to be a sore disappointment to the muslim kids building snowmen in my local park !]

apparently GOD is against the building of snowmen (who knew, eh ?) – funny how it has taken all these centuries until . . .

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February 17, 2014

An Untimely Death in Colorado

by duncanr

James Knudsen

James Knudsen

He was a familiar figure in the neighbourhood, puffing on his pipe as he watched folk going about their business from his favourite spot in the garden

A cheerful soul, with not an evil bone in his body or a malicious tongue in his head, F***** was well-liked by everyone, particularly the children, who would often stop to talk to him on their way to and from school

It was a shock then when his friend James Knudsen found his lifeless body lying . . .

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December 23, 2013

Frosty, the Pervert

by duncanr

This is the last in the series of madhatter Xmas songs you will almost certainly NOT hear played at your local store or shopping mall