Posts tagged ‘spain’

August 11, 2019

You throw it, you retrieve it

by allthoughtswork

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May 20, 2019

Cheeky Chappie

by duncanr

a prisoner in Spain has come up with a cunning plan to try and have a glass of wine served to him with every meal – http://tinyurl.com/y4lokven

September 7, 2016

Post Piss Penis Proposal

by duncanr

exhausted-manif these guys have their way, men in Spain visiting the loo will receive a 3-sec – (some folk are easily satisfied) – wash and blow job as part of the service – http://tinyurl.com/zoszmuv

March 21, 2016

Opera Singer Rocks

by duncanr

wait for it . . . 😆

November 25, 2015

Sibling Love

by duncanr

two abandoned greyhound pups have been taken in by an animal shelter in Spain who are looking to rehome them together

the male pup has been looking after his sister, who is blind, leading and guiding her, refusing to leave her side

vets believe the blindness is the result of an infection and with the right treatment are hopeful the females vision can be restored – http://tinyurl.com/nmzvk7x

June 2, 2014

What’s It All About ?

by duncanr

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April 30, 2014

Spain Gets Tough on Kids

by duncanr

angry teen174Getting kids to do chores around the house is an uphill battle – especially when they enter their teens – with parents often forced to fall back on threats, and bribery, when cajoling fails

There’s good news for some parents, though

The Government in Spain is . . .

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April 1, 2014

Fumble leads to Tumble in Well

by duncanr

Psst - got a spare pair of knickers ?

Psst – got a spare pair of knickers ?

The earth moved in a way she was not expecting for a young woman in Spain when she found herself tumbling to the bottom of a well, sans knickers, in the midst of making love with her boyfriend

Finding his coitus prematurely interrupted, the less than gallant lover fled the scene

The woman was later rescued by firefighters and taken to hospital suffering from hypothermia, a wet arse, and acute embarrassment http://tinyurl.com/pupwmly

P.S. For his own sake, I hope the man practiced safe sex and gave the woman a fake name and address – otherwise, I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes if she ever catches up with him !

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June 6, 2013

What a Difference a Point Makes

by duncanr

duncehatI dropped a clanger (or rather, a decimal point) at work yesterday

I was found out this morning

I was doing someone a favour and it nearly went tit’s up

One of the buyers in the Purchasing Dept needed to buy 12 ‘widgets’ for an urgent sales order. The customer was screaming it seemed, because his order was late. The problem was . . .

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August 23, 2012

Mrs Bean ‘Restores’ Painting

by duncanr

Anyone see the Rowan Atkinson film in which his character, Mr Bean, accidentally damages the painting of Whistler’s mother and attempts to disguise the fact by painting her face himself?

I waas reminded of that film by this story of a Spanish woman, in her 80’s, who took it upon herself to try and restore a damaged painting of Jesus Christ in her local church – with about as much success as had Mr Bean

See – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921