Posts tagged ‘sperm bank’

August 3, 2014

Wankers Wanted

by duncanr

1st sperm donationartificial insemination is not new – the 1st recorded instance of a woman giving birth after receiving sperm from a donor was over 2,000 years ago

while instances were rare back then, though, such is the demand now, and the waiting time for a suitable sperm donation so long, that the UK Government is . . .

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April 6, 2012

USA : No 1 Wankers

by duncanr

Who would have thought it, eh?

Seems the USA has hit on a cunning plan to colonise the world – by seeding foreign countries with good old american sperm

Hearing the call to arms, patriotic American males have risen to the occasion, tools in hand, to demonstrate that USA males are the ‘crème de la crème’ when it cums to wanking

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September 17, 2011

Ginger Sperm Spurned

by duncanr

Nobody loves me

Cryos, the world’s largest sperm bank is no longer accepting deposits of ginger sperm.

Other than the Irish, it seems very few people want redheads so Cryos has got a lot of ginger sperm on it’s hands it can’t shift

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P.S. Cryos pays donors up to $500 (£316) 😯 – I know what I’ll be doing then to supplement my pension when I retire 😆