Posts tagged ‘sperm’

March 2, 2019

You’re on your Own

by duncanr

February 11, 2019

Dad was a Serial Wanker

by duncanr

a chicago woman who sent a sample of her DNA to testing site ’23andMe’ was somewhat surprised at the results

seems the biological dad she had never met had been a busy man and she had 15 – at the last count – half brothers and sisters she knew nothing about ( )

September 1, 2015

Wankers Wanted

by duncanr

kitchenerwell, well – who would have thought it

seems there is a shortage of wankers in the UK

a year after the UK National Sperm Bank was set up in Birmingham, only 9 men are on its books as registered donors –

folk often ask how I’m going to occupy my time after I’ve retired next year

£35 a ‘shot’, the Sperm Bank just down the road from me – it’s tempting 😆

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June 22, 2015

Brummie Wankers Wanted

by duncanr

sperm donation‘calling all hands! calling all hands!’

appears there is an over-reliance on foreign sperm donations in the UK so the National Sperm Bank which opened recently in Birmingham – selected because of the known large number of wankers in the city – is calling on Brummie men to rise to the occasion and cum to the rescue of frustrated women seeking babies –

well I’m getting on a bit – got to admit that – and the sap doesn’t . . .

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October 5, 2013

The physics of sperm vs. the physics of sperm whales

by duncanr

TED talk by Aatish Bhatia explaining the physics  behind the way sperm and sperm whales swim – something about a Reynolds Number, apparently

August 2, 2013

Where there’s a Will, there’s a . . . Baby

by duncanr

111111-baby1201The wife of a Palestinian prisoner, Abdul Kareem al-Rimawi (who is serving a 25-year sentence in an Israeli prison), has given birth to a baby boy following IVF treatment using her husband’s sperm smuggled out of the prison

How this ‘Emission Impossible’ task was accomplished is not known – and Abdul’s family are not talking lest they spoil it for other Palestinian prisoners wanting to impregnate their women when the traditional route of doing so is denied to them

It has to be said that the . . .

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June 19, 2013

Shortage of Canadian Wankers

by duncanr

sad spermHard to believe I know – but there are only 35 wankers in the whole of Canada 😯

Oh, there are plenty of amateurs, but only 35 recognized ‘official’ wankers


April 21, 2013

Real Men Wear Kilts

by duncanr

kiltie silhoutteSo, scientists are finally realising what generations of scots (men and women) have known all along – men in kilts are more virile than poncy blokes in trousers.

It’s all to do with the cooling breeze round a scotsman’s nuts, you see. Too much heat down there – as a result of wearing tight underpants – damages a man’s sperm, thereby reducing his fertility –

So, girls, if you want to maximise your chances of having a baby, find a man with a kilt **

Meanwhile, in France, bus drivers . . .

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December 9, 2012

More French Firing Blanks

by duncanr

sad sperm120Mon Dieu, bad news pour le bints francais

Mais, sur le bright side, pas need de prendre une bloody pill tous les matins !

April 6, 2012

USA : No 1 Wankers

by duncanr

Who would have thought it, eh?

Seems the USA has hit on a cunning plan to colonise the world – by seeding foreign countries with good old american sperm

Hearing the call to arms, patriotic American males have risen to the occasion, tools in hand, to demonstrate that USA males are the ‘crème de la crème’ when it cums to wanking

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