Posts tagged ‘spill’

January 26, 2015

Who Shall have a Fishy on a Little Dishy ?

by duncanr

fishHoly Mackerel !

a delivery driver in east Belfast Cod be in trouble with his Bass after spilling a load of fish onto the road

locals, however, were Squids in

upon Herring the news, they rushed to the Plaice to ‘help’ with the clear up –

[no prize for guessing what was on the menu of many a household that night]

August 27, 2014

Fuck, a Duck !

by duncanr

yellow duckhundreds of the buggers – all over the A4042 road at Llanellen, near Abergavenny, driving motorists quackers !

[the ducks were on their way to Llangynidr, where a crowd was waiting to watch the annual duck race – they have to make their own entertainment in Wales !]

November 29, 2011

M1 Marmite Mess

by duncanr

A section of the M1 in South Yorkshire between J32 – J33 was closed in both directions for resurfacing work yesterday as someone finally found a fitting use for Marmite !

Read more here

June 11, 2010

New BP Spill Disaster

by duncanr