Posts tagged ‘stolen’

April 21, 2019

Pet Rat returned to Homeless Man

by duncanr


July 5, 2017

Constipated Man Robbed

by duncanr

you couldn’t make this shit up !

two women in California are on the run after stealing a man’s laxatives –

June 2, 2017

Is it for Business or Pleasure?

by duncanr

a pair of hardon-ed criminals used an SUV to penetrate a Las Vegas warehouse and make off with 30,000 condoms

that was just foreplay, however

they came again later and stole a quantity of sex toys, including ‘33 insertable prostate massagers (vibrating butt plugs)‘ – leading a company spokesperson to observe the thieves can ‘go fuck themselves‘ –

March 11, 2017

Make-Up Crime

by duncanr

$4.5 million worth of eye shadow has been stolen from a San Fernando Valley warehouse –

Los Angeles police would like to speak to these men in order to eliminate them from their enquiries –

February 5, 2017

Paint It Black

by duncanr

white-van2Los Angelos Police Dept (LAPD) advise a thief (or thieves) are targeting white vans in the San Fernando Valley area for the tools inside

several vans have been stolen in recent weeks – the vans being found abandoned soon after but the tools (which can easily be sold on) missing

the LAPD has suggested 6 steps drivers can take to lessen the chance of them falling victim to this type of crime –

madhatters freely offers a seventh – paint the bloody van a different colour !

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January 9, 2017

Heinous Crime

by duncanr

in the US, an Illinois man has been sentenced to 22 years in prison for stealing a TV remote –

quite right too, I hate folk who do that !


July 31, 2016

The Wanderer Returns

by duncanr

there’s got to be more to life than standing here knee-deep in rainwater being peed on by the neighbourhood dogs – anyway, enough about nobbly

a gnome who disappeared from a garden in Victoria, British Columbia has returned home after a 6 month absence with a story to tell . . .

October 29, 2015

Emmental, Watson

by duncanr

this would-be thief did not think through his plan to rob a local Tesco caerphilly enough –

sherlock on trail of cheese thief

September 26, 2015

Bastards !

by duncanr

two ‘animal rights activists‘ heartless, self-righteous bastards steal a homeless man’s dog then put it up for adoption for €175 –

August 2, 2015

Stating the Bloomin’ Obvious

by duncanr

skipthere’s no flies on these welsh coppers

sharp as a tack, they are

when reports reached them that a skip weighing 8 tonne had been nicked from a property in Wrexham, they deduced – with impressive speed – that . . .

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