Posts tagged ‘stuck’

September 5, 2019

Horse rescued from Mud

by duncanr

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September 2, 2019

Pope Freed by Firefighters

by duncanr

read BBC report – here

August 25, 2019

Sticky Situation

by duncanr


a man in India found himself in a somewhat embarrassing situation when a queen bee looking for a new home took a fancy to his arse – within minutes, he had a swarm of the buggers hanging around his backside

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March 17, 2019

Horse Rescued by Digger

by duncanr

Wyoming rancher carefully digs out one of his horses stuck in a snow drift . . .

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December 30, 2017

Fare Dodger Pays Heavy Price

by duncanr

a man who tried to jump over the barriers at a London tube station to avoid buying a ticket was left in an embarrassing predicament when his penis got caught in the barriers . . .

full story here

November 2, 2017

Couples Therapy: Get out of Jail Card

by duncanr

a woman in america has avoided jail on a drink-driving charge because cops were unable to separate her from her partner

full story here –

July 14, 2017

Please Release Me

by duncanr

I’m guessing they searched his pockets when they freed him –

October 2, 2016

Does My Bum Look Big in This?

by duncanr

it’s always a good idea – whatever the truth – for a guy to answer ‘No’ when asked this question by a woman

in this case, though, there’s no denying the answer is ‘Yes’ after firefighters were called to free a woman who got her arse stuck in . . .

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October 1, 2016

Chinese Takeaway

by duncanr

bandaged penisin the years I’ve been scouring the web for weird shit to post on madhatters, I couldn’t tell you the number of times I’ve read reports of guys requiring help from emergency services after getting a ring stuck on their penis – so many that I wouldn’t normally mention the latest dickhead to fall in this category but for one thing, the size of the constricting object!

whereas a curtain ring is a fairly common choice, this chinese guy required hospital surgeons to free his dick after he got it stuck for 2 days in a . . .

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May 13, 2016

Is it a Bird – Is it a Plane?

by duncanr

wife stuck up mastNo, it’s the Wife !

Robert and Sandra Clemons are sailing their yacht up the coast from Florida to Maine

while moored at a North Carolina marina, Robert hoisted his wife to the top of the 50 foot mast to do some maintenance but when she wanted to come down the crafty bugger he told her . . .

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