Posts tagged ‘stupid’

September 13, 2018

The Dead Cow Lecture

by allthoughtswork

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Purdue Veterinary School freshmen were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table and stared at the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, “In veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal’s body.”

The professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in cow’s anus, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.

“Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the carcass and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”

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June 16, 2018

Let me guess: Floriduh

by allthoughtswork

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January 22, 2018

Tide Pod Chal–what the everluvin’ fuck?

by allthoughtswork

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Can you imagine being so starved for attention that you actually ingest concentrated laundry detergent and film it? What happened to snapping pics of your junk?

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July 1, 2017

I promised Ben I’d post a link for him

by allthoughtswork

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Meet Ben.

Ben is in his 20s and likes to ride his mountain bike.

Ben just crashed and burned on this bike. Again. And hurt his shoulder. Again. The same shoulder as last time.

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April 12, 2013

Americans : Dumb and Dumber

by duncanr

Hey, loon (and everyone else in Australia) – you better hope those responsible for guiding the US missiles towards their targets have a better knowledge of geography than the guys in this vid 😆

[thanks to ratty for the link]

August 27, 2011

Shoplifter Wins Booby Prize

by duncanr

Some folk – step forward 20 yr old Elizabeth Genevieve Null -are just not equipped for a life of crime.

A word of advice to any would be shoplifters – it is not a terribly good idea to buy a raffle ticket, filling in your name and address on it, from a store you have just robbed. Kinda makes the police job in finding you a little bit easier. Know what I mean ?

Read about it here – http://tinyurl.com/3zq3jjb

April 30, 2009

Don’t PANIC!

by noseycow

But  some family members of an employee who helped to organise a recent white house aides trip to (gasp in horror) MEXICO, have tested positive for PROBABLE swine flu!!!

Or something like that …. see here

Fell free to predict the headlines next time President Obama sneezes….