Posts tagged ‘sugar’

May 26, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #59

by allthoughtswork

“It’s about the sugar, period. Telling a diabetic an apple is healthier than a cookie is like telling an alcoholic a Bloody Mary is healthier than a shot. Try getting it past your liver.” 

–Me

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August 15, 2019

Brilliant and scorching documentary: That Sugar Film

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Finally found this online for free (at least in the U.S.). Anyone who eats food should watch this, twice.

It’s rife with British celebrity cameos, eye-rolling humor, engaging special effects, and the most mind-blowing game of sugary hide-and-go-seek you’ll ever play in the natural foods section of your grocery store. Dude eats “health food” and blows up like an American in a matter of months.

And the sweet stuff is just the tip of the death iceberg….

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June 29, 2019

The sugar industry? Not so sweet

by allthoughtswork

Regulated, my ass. The sugar industry is just a legalized cocaine cartel allowed to market to children. Makin’ America great again.

PS: Those fruit smoothies you’re slurping down aren’t the Get Out of Jail Free Cards you think they are, they’re actually worse. Your liver has approved this message.

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July 19, 2018

But not diabetes

by allthoughtswork

This ice cream sign

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July 14, 2018

You know an ice cream shop has become desperate when….

by allthoughtswork

…they roll out Freak Shakes. It looks like something a fourteen-year-old whipped up during a cannabis-fueled bipolar high.

FYI, just walking downwind of the industrial strength processed carb fumes of a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop has been known to knock athletes completely out of ketosis and make diabetics jam a needle in their ass without breaking stride. Be safe out there.

June 22, 2018

Lava meeting ice or me trying to make butterscotch?

by allthoughtswork

That’s how my pans ended up looking on the first try in 1995, anyway.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on who you ask, me or my pancreas), I went on to perfect the art of burnt sugar chiffon cake with burnt sugar buttercream frosting. (Believe me, it tastes waaay better than it sounds. Duncan Hines can suck it.)

Now I’m keto and have to watch lava on You Tube to relive the drama.

June 10, 2018

How to make a chocolate bar the hard way

by allthoughtswork

Warning: Your drooling will begin about 17 images in, brace for it.

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June 5, 2018

Mountain Dew is basically sugared, caffeinated orange juice

by allthoughtswork

So... Does this mean it's okay to have soda for breakfast?Learn more: 27 Random Food Facts That Will Fuck With Everything You Know

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And if you think that counts as one of your daily fruits and vegetables, your dentist wants to speak with you. 

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May 17, 2018

“Excuse me, where’s your restroom?”

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Starbucks’ secret menu Trenta is a 31 bladder-busting ounces of sugar, caffeine, and artificial flavors. Good luck.

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March 30, 2018

We are all going to hell

by allthoughtswork

Yes. In the most genius move to have happened to food in the last decade, two of the greatest foods in the world (chocolate and peanut butter) have been paired with your childhood fav, Cheerios.

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Because this exists and….

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