Posts tagged ‘summer’

June 30, 2019

Swimming classes are now compulsory

by allthoughtswork

“All I’m saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting.”

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June 29, 2019

“It just doesn’t matter!”

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A comedy highlight from the classic movie Meatballs is actually a brilliant speech….

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June 10, 2019

While you’re up, make me a mojito

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August 29, 2018

Worst color choice for kiddie pool sun shade

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Pool Got A New Sunshade For The Kiddie Pool. A New Yellow Sunshade

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August 12, 2018

Doesn’t bloody work above 90 degrees

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August 3, 2018

Hot enough for ya?

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Record Summer?

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Portland, Oregon, is finally below 90 for a few days, so I’m using the oven. The guy in there should stop screaming any time now.

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July 30, 2018

The Portland Adult Soap Box Derby

by allthoughtswork

The drunken revelry, the weapons grade water guns, the smell of your own flesh cooking under a hot August sun like a chicken fajita–this is the most Portlandly Portland thing to do in the dog days of summer. 

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July 27, 2018

Meanwhile, in Hell….

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Well, I’m as close to hell as you can get without filling out a change of address card.

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July 26, 2018

Petting a Tarantula Hawk is like shoving an M-80 firecracker up your ass

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It makes good video but you won’t be able to hear the praise over your own screams of pain.

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July 17, 2018

You’re 10% dumber in the summer heat

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Most, I’d argue, go further than that.

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