Posts tagged ‘sweden’

March 9, 2019

Money for Nothing

by duncanr

anyone fancy a job for life with a guaranteed pay rise every year, a pension at the end of it, and all you have to do is clock in each day at the start of your shift and clock out at the end?

what you do in between is entirely up to you – you don’t even need to stay on the premise, as long as you return at the end of your shift to clock out

sounds too good to be true?

check it out – here

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February 1, 2019

Cream, sugar…reindeer cheese?

by allthoughtswork

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Coffee cheese is a thing up north, waaay up north. Hey, if the English can float toast in mulled wine….

September 13, 2018

Swedish Ferrari

by allthoughtswork

The Swedish Ferrari

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June 3, 2018

Recycled Pee

by duncanr

in a world threatened by water shortage, recycling sewage water is a relatively cost- and energy-efficient way to produce safe drinking water but many folk are psychologically resistant to the idea of drinking recycled piss

a company in Sweden, however, has come up with a cunning plan they hope will break down this resistance to recycled waste water – http://tinyurl.com/y9htouwm

April 2, 2018

Unexpected Hazard on Golf Course

by duncanr

golfer playing a round confronted by moose wanting to play around . . .

March 8, 2018

The Broccoli Tree

by duncanr


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more about the broccoli tree here – http://thebroccolitree.com

June 15, 2017

Doing it to Music

by duncanr

apparently, some Swedish kids are too embarrassed to use the school toilets in case someone hears the noise they make when doing a pee or a poo

fortunately, a local councillor has a solution – http://tinyurl.com/yb437g2k

there is no mention in the report of the sort of music that might be played in the loos, however, I have a couple of helpful suggestions . . .

perhaps Handel’s Water Music to cover the noise of pissing?

and to mask the grunts, farts, and plops accompanying shitting, something with a bit more percussion –

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNatwyAJ6dI

August 12, 2016

Shitty Shoplifter Sentenced

by duncanr

panty thiefa woman in Sweden found guilty of nicking a pair of panties from a store has been fined 3,200 kronor after the court rejected her special defence plea of habeas crapushttp://tinyurl.com/jfrvfo8

April 9, 2016

+46 771 793 336

by duncanr

now this is a novel idea . . .

tempted to give it a try but knowing my luck, instead of someone like this – http://i.imgur.com/iuavSWv.jpg – answering my call, I’d probably get through to someone like this – http://i.imgur.com/uaWMjBB.jpg

January 25, 2016

One Step at a Time

by duncanr